SMS JOKES » Punjabi Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny SMS Jokes & Messages Wed, 23 May 2012 08:15:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne http://www.smsjokes4u.com/oh-kahnde-ne-ki-teriya-akhan-bahut-saf-ne/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/oh-kahnde-ne-ki-teriya-akhan-bahut-saf-ne/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 09:28:32 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12198 ]]> Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.

Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/oh-kahnde-ne-ki-teriya-akhan-bahut-saf-ne/feed/ 0 Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teri-ek-muskraahat-pe-assin-apni-jaan-diya-karde-haa/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teri-ek-muskraahat-pe-assin-apni-jaan-diya-karde-haa/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 09:27:34 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12196 ]]> Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa,
Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa,
Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne,
ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teri-ek-muskraahat-pe-assin-apni-jaan-diya-karde-haa/feed/ 0 Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/husband-tera-viah-to-pehla-koi-bf-c/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/husband-tera-viah-to-pehla-koi-bf-c/#comments Tue, 28 Feb 2012 09:42:58 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10856 ]]> Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai..
Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?
Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/husband-tera-viah-to-pehla-koi-bf-c/feed/ 0 2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2-kudian-lift-ch-khadian-gallan-kar-rahian-c-apne-perfume-bare/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2-kudian-lift-ch-khadian-gallan-kar-rahian-c-apne-perfume-bare/#comments Tue, 28 Feb 2012 09:26:43 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10840 ]]> 2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare

1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle

… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”

dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo” :P

hahahaha

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2-kudian-lift-ch-khadian-gallan-kar-rahian-c-apne-perfume-bare/feed/ 0 Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/naale-jagg-ishq-nu-rabb-naal-tolda-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/naale-jagg-ishq-nu-rabb-naal-tolda-hai/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:27:09 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10558 ]]> Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai
Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai
saara jag da kasoor
kita ranjha maithon door
hon ditti na muraad meri poori.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/naale-jagg-ishq-nu-rabb-naal-tolda-hai/feed/ 0 Asqa nu net di speed mardi http://www.smsjokes4u.com/asqa-nu-net-di-speed-mardi/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/asqa-nu-net-di-speed-mardi/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:29:42 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10329 ]]> Asqa nu net di speed mardi,
Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi,
Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda,
Ya fake id da supense marda,
DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi,
Facebook ute rishtedari mardi.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/asqa-nu-net-di-speed-mardi/feed/ 0 Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho http://www.smsjokes4u.com/raste-vich-agar-mandir-ya-gurduara-dekho/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/raste-vich-agar-mandir-ya-gurduara-dekho/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:28:13 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10327 ]]> Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho
te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai..
Par
Raste vich agr koi Ambulance
mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna!

Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi
tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave..

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/raste-vich-agar-mandir-ya-gurduara-dekho/feed/ 0 Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna http://www.smsjokes4u.com/hun-taan-shadd-de-supne-vich-auna/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/hun-taan-shadd-de-supne-vich-auna/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:24:02 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10320 ]]> Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna
sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna
dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu,
badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi,
tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi,
te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da,
eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi
tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde
mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde
jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi
sadi v hogi hun mangni,
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi…

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/hun-taan-shadd-de-supne-vich-auna/feed/ 0 Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/pyar-o-hunda-jad-maa-matha-chume/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/pyar-o-hunda-jad-maa-matha-chume/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:12:28 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10273 ]]> PYAR ..
Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume?

Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho?

Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe,
‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’?

Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe
“Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”?

Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe
“aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’?

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/pyar-o-hunda-jad-maa-matha-chume/feed/ 0 Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/why-the-population-of-sikhs-is-less-in-number/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/why-the-population-of-sikhs-is-less-in-number/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:36:15 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10198 ]]> Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..?
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Ans: This is The Rule of Nature
IF LIONS Increase,
The Other Species Would be in DANGER…!!

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