Punjabi Sms, SMS JOKES

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??

Aksar lokaan nu kehnde sunya si ke
\”Jeyonde rahe taan phir milange\
“Par tuhanu mil ke asin inj mehsoos
kitta ke TUSI milde ho asin jeyonde hi taan haan…

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main Bikram Varya

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dil di kashti koi nai dob sakda pavain tofan aan es
wasste aende te sawar hon to pehlan achi tarahan
soch lao!!! angle eyes

Dear SIR,
BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA,
TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI,
KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN.
HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.
AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY

VATTE OS HI BERI NU PENDE NE,
JIS BERI DE MITHE BER HUNDE NE.
MUSIBATTAN OS HI KAUM TE PENDIA NE,
JIS KAUM DE MARD DILER HUNDE NE.
KAUN PUCHHDA KAVAAN TE GIDRAAN NU,
KAID PINJRE CHE BAAJ TE SHERHUNDE NE.I
M PROUD TO B A PUNJABIBy

Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda “Sehtoot”,
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi “Pappi” ley geya Bhoot