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Iska jawab do to Manenge

Iska jawab do to Manenge..

1) 1 mithai ka naam?
2) 1 dawa ka naam?
3) 1 film ka naam?
4) 1 ladki ka naam?

koi aisa jawab dijiye jo in 4 ka 1 hi naam ho?
Its a Challenge.. Time limit: 1 day.




Challange for you and your friends

Challange for you and your friends
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki ko Milny k liye ‘HOTEL’ me
Bulaya.. Ladki nahi aai.. Ladka Ladki k Ghar gya,
aur Table par Baith kar Machis ki 15 Tiliyon se
‘HOTEL’
Likha… Ladki Samjh gai… Ladki ne 1 Tili Uthai
Aur Ladke ko Ans Mil gya…?

Agar Expert ho to Btao Ladki ne kon c Teli Uthai
Aur Ladke ko kya Jawab Mila.!
Answer please?
1 Din ka Time hai.!




Hardest job in the world

Hardest job in the world:

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Police sketch artist in CHINA. :cry:




Khali jagah bharo

Khali jagah bharo

____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.

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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..

Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!




1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha
Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha:
07/09/2001
Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!




What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles. :D




Questions you can never Answer

Questions you can never Answer..
1. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3. Why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in binocular to look at things on the ground?
4. Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on the fours? They’re both dogs!!
5. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..
6. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
7. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?




Why This Kolaveri Di

India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?

And Now..

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Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?




Love Exam

(Love Exam)
Ek nadi mein 2 insaan doob rahe hai.
1 wo jise aap pyar karte ho,
Aur
Dusra vo jo aapko pyar karta hai.

Aap kisko bachaoge?
Aur kyu!!
Plz Reply




Who’s your favorite celebrity

Who’s your favorite celebrity
Find out by this calculation.. Try it.
Do not look at the answers!
It really works
1 se 9 mein ek No. guess karo..
No. ko 3 ke sath multiply karo
Usme 3 add
Karo, vapis 3 se multiply karo
2 digit No. milega, Dono number ko add karo.

1.Katrina Kaif
2.Aishwarya
3.Karina
4.kajol
5.Rani
6.Salman khan
7.Aamir khan
8.Shahrukh khan
9.poonam dwivedi
10.Ajay devgan
Thank u very much 4 ur choice.
I appreciate all my fans