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Questions you can never Answer..
1. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3. Why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in binocular to look at things on the ground?
4. Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on the fours? They’re both dogs!!
5. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..
6. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
7. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?

And Now..

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Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?

(Love Exam)
Ek nadi mein 2 insaan doob rahe hai.
1 wo jise aap pyar karte ho,
Aur
Dusra vo jo aapko pyar karta hai.

Aap kisko bachaoge?
Aur kyu!!
Plz Reply

Who’s your favorite celebrity
Find out by this calculation.. Try it.
Do not look at the answers!
It really works
1 se 9 mein ek No. guess karo..
No. ko 3 ke sath multiply karo
Usme 3 add
Karo, vapis 3 se multiply karo
2 digit No. milega, Dono number ko add karo.

1.Katrina Kaif
2.Aishwarya
3.Karina
4.kajol
5.Rani
6.Salman khan
7.Aamir khan
8.Shahrukh khan
9.poonam dwivedi
10.Ajay devgan
Thank u very much 4 ur choice.
I appreciate all my fans

Answers Below
1.BOO_S ?
2. _ _NDOM ?
3.F_ _ K ?
4.P_ N_S ?
5.PU_S_ ?

Ans:
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

MAY
GOD BLESS UR DIRTY MIND

This PJ will blow u,
Who was the 1st indian to use 4G?

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Its not Rajnikanth all the time.

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Ans: Anil Kapor
aG..oG..loG..sunoG..(4G)

Teacher- There is a Frog
Ship is sinking
Onion cost RS. 3/kg
then what is my age?
Student-32yr
Teacher-How do u know?
Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!

1 Electric Taar ko dusre Elctrc Taar se pyar ho jata hai,
To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge?

Socho

Socho

Arey “CURRENT AFFAIR”

Ek sawal jo kar dega apki nind haraam!!
Shadi se pehle Dulhan ka baap Dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo Shadi ke baad waps le leta hai?

Reply plz.

1+3+5+7v9+11+13+15+17+19=100
bante he.

Ab batao in me se wo koun se 5 nos.
he jin ko total kare to 50 bante he ?