Puzzle Riddles Sms, SMS JOKES

Hardest job in the world:

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Police sketch artist in CHINA.

Khali jagah bharo

____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.

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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..

Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha
Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha:
07/09/2001
Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.

Questions you can never Answer..
1. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3. Why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in binocular to look at things on the ground?
4. Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on the fours? They’re both dogs!!
5. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..
6. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
7. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?

And Now..

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Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?

(Love Exam)
Ek nadi mein 2 insaan doob rahe hai.
1 wo jise aap pyar karte ho,
Aur
Dusra vo jo aapko pyar karta hai.

Aap kisko bachaoge?
Aur kyu!!
Plz Reply

Who’s your favorite celebrity
Find out by this calculation.. Try it.
Do not look at the answers!
It really works
1 se 9 mein ek No. guess karo..
No. ko 3 ke sath multiply karo
Usme 3 add
Karo, vapis 3 se multiply karo
2 digit No. milega, Dono number ko add karo.

1.Katrina Kaif
2.Aishwarya
3.Karina
4.kajol
5.Rani
6.Salman khan
7.Aamir khan
8.Shahrukh khan
9.poonam dwivedi
10.Ajay devgan
Thank u very much 4 ur choice.
I appreciate all my fans

Answers Below
1.BOO_S ?
2. _ _NDOM ?
3.F_ _ K ?
4.P_ N_S ?
5.PU_S_ ?

Ans:
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

MAY
GOD BLESS UR DIRTY MIND

This PJ will blow u,
Who was the 1st indian to use 4G?

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Its not Rajnikanth all the time.

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Ans: Anil Kapor
aG..oG..loG..sunoG..(4G)