Question-Answer Sms, SMS JOKES

Iska jawab do to Manenge..

1) 1 mithai ka naam?
2) 1 dawa ka naam?
3) 1 film ka naam?
4) 1 ladki ka naam?

koi aisa jawab dijiye jo in 4 ka 1 hi naam ho?
Its a Challenge.. Time limit: 1 day.

Challange for you and your friends
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki ko Milny k liye ‘HOTEL’ me
Bulaya.. Ladki nahi aai.. Ladka Ladki k Ghar gya,
aur Table par Baith kar Machis ki 15 Tiliyon se
‘HOTEL’
Likha… Ladki Samjh gai… Ladki ne 1 Tili Uthai
Aur Ladke ko Ans Mil gya…?

Agar Expert ho to Btao Ladki ne kon c Teli Uthai
Aur Ladke ko kya Jawab Mila.!
Answer please?
1 Din ka Time hai.!

The most difficult question to answer ever is..!!

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Aur sunaoo ..

Aap kya jawaab dete ho iska???

Hardest job in the world:

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Police sketch artist in CHINA.

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Khali jagah bharo

____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.

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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..

Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.

How to increase Positive thinking?

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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!

What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT

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Ladkiya ladko ka hi nahi machino ka dimag bhi kharab kar deti hai.

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!