Question-Answer Sms, SMS JOKES

Hardest job in the world:

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Police sketch artist in CHINA.

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Khali jagah bharo

____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.

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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..

Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.

How to increase Positive thinking?

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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!

What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT

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Ladkiya ladko ka hi nahi machino ka dimag bhi kharab kar deti hai.

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!

Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
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Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!