Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
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Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
Question-Answer Sms Jokes & Messages
At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!
How fast can you guess the words?
How fast can you guess the words?
1.boo_s
2.__ndom
3.f__k
4.p_n_s
5.pu_s_
6.s_x
Answers
1.books
2.random
3.fork
4.pants
5.pulse
6.six
You got all 6 wrong..!! :-\
Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?
Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?
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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..
Questions you can never Answer
Questions you can never Answer..
1. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3. Why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in binocular to look at things on the ground?
4. Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on the fours? They’re both dogs!!
5. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..
6. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
7. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Question:
Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti,
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Socho..
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Ans:
Chain ki Saans…
Life is too complicated
Life is too complicated…
Don’t try to search for answers.
Bcoz when U find the answers,
Life changes in to questions
Why This Kolaveri Di
India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?
And Now..
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Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?
