Question-Answer Sms Jokes & Messages
You know what College means?
You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
Khali jagah bharo
Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!
What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
A deadly PJ.
What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.
How to increase Positive thinking?
How to increase Positive thinking?
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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!
What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT
What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT
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Ladkiya ladko ka hi nahi machino ka dimag bhi kharab kar deti hai.
What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!
Tags: Petrol, Petrol Price Hike Sms
Question Paper in year 2050
Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples
Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
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Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!
