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Women can wear all Men’s items like
T-shirt, pant, jeans, lungies.
But they can’t wear 1 thing..!!

Guess what?

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CO*DOM.. It’s our monopoly.
Jai jawaan, Jai Saamaan !!!

6 Sawal 6 Challenges :

1. Kis Shakhs Ka Birthday Har Saal Nahi Aata?

2. Dhoop Me Kya Chiz Nahi Sukh Sakti?

3. Kon Sa fal Mitha Hone Ke Bawjud bikta Nahi?

4. Konsi Chiz Hai JisKa Naam Lo to Wo Tut Jati Hai?

5. Woh Kaun Hai Jo Bagair Pair Ke Bhagta Hai or laut Kar Nahi Aata?

6. Kon si Machli Samandar mei Nahi Tair Sakti?

Answer these GK Questions if u r a Genius!

IT’S CHALENG FOR U.
Reply in 24 hours You can send this sms to your all friends Your time start now…
Dimag Lagao..Gyan Badhao

Is swaal ka jwaab de dia to hum aapko maane!

Ek chij aeisi hai jo
Sukhi ho to 2kg.
Gili ho to 1kg.
Aur
Jal jae to 3kg.

Its challenge 4u !!

Es sawal ka jawab do to maane

1 ladki ne 20 saal ki umar me 1 box kharida
wo apne har birthday pe us mein Rs.250 daal deti
aur
uski behen us me se Rs.50 apne har birthday pe nikal leti,
ladki ki death 60 saal me huyi,
jab box khula to us me se srf Rs.500 nikle Q??
Its a challenge 4u & ur frnds.

ANS = = = =
Kyuki ladki ka birthday 29 feb ko tha
40 sal me 29 feb 10 bar aya 250*10=2500
Aur uski bahan ne nikala 50*40=2000
Isliye uske pas 2500-2000=500
500 bache.

Yeh 15 Cheezen hai jo hum roz dekhte hai,
Spelling theek karni hai..

01. Libngdsiu =
02. Evtlesnioi =
03. Miet =
04. Boilme =
05. Ishtr =
06. Agdrne =
07. Solho c=
08. sjdmai =
09. Tsere =
10. Yclecs =
11. Neplci =
12. Odosr =
13. Thgli =
14. Sglas =
15. Owilpl =

NOTE: Q No.1 ke 30 Marks hai,
Baki sabke 5-5 Marks ai.

TOTAL MARKS: 100
PASSING MARKS: 70%

Time Limit = 1 din, Solve It.

Ek ladki Ghar mein baithi thi ..
Ghar ka darwaja under se band hai ..
Ghar ke bahar ek Aadmi aata hai aur darwaja bajata hai ..

Ladki: Kon Hai.?
Aadmi: Teri Sasu aur Meri Sasu ristey mein Maa Beti hai

To darwaje ke bahar wale Aadmi aur Ghar ke under wali Ladki mein kya Rishta hai..????

Option
1 Pati
2 Bhai
3 Salla
4 Jeth
5 Jamaai
6 Sasur
7 Pitaa
8 Chacha
9 Mama
10 Nanad ka pati

Lets see who is giving right answer?

Agar dimaag hai to
Answer do?
1 ladka
1 ladki k pass se gujarte hue bola->1…4…3
ladki boli-> 2…5…5….1…9
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Ladki ne kya kaha ???

= ANS = = = =
YES
25=y
5=e
19=s
It’s 25 5 19 = Y E S

Solve this.
There are a few Indian States and Cities.. Quess and name them
1- Face
2- Unmarried Girl
3- No Zip
4- Go and Come
5- Answer State
6- G reen Gate
7- Kings Coat
8- Snake land
9- Make Juice
10- Mr. City
11- Eyes rhythm
Genius people dimaag lagao..!!

====ANS====
1- Aurat
2- Kanyakumari
3- Chennai
4- Goa
5- Uttar pradesh
6- Haridwar
7- Rajkot
8- Nagpur
9- Banaras
10- Rajasthan
11- Nanital

Choose any one animal from these and i’ll tell u about ur future

-Peacock
-Parrot
-Owl
-Crow
-Pigeon
-Sparrow
-Duck
-Eagle

Reply must.. M waiting..

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Your future says that all the money invested by ur parents for ur education has been a waste…
these are not animals…they r birds !!!
Hahahaahaa

Challenge 4 u!
These 8 things most people see daily in their life.
Rearrange the spelling and answer.

1. kwolaclcl
2. cbeofoka
3. gilencafin
4. cemrsenlboei
5. rlrgsmaorsi
6. etdbehes
7. hpastawp
8. hulgisnt

Charge your brain and see if u can answer it.
Not so easy 8)