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1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki ko Milny k liye ‘HOTEL’ me
Bulaya.. Ladki nahi aai.. Ladka Ladki k Ghar gya,
aur Table par Baith kar Machis ki 15 Tiliyon se
‘HOTEL’
Likha… Ladki Samjh gai… Ladki ne 1 Tili Uthai
Aur Ladke ko Ans Mil gya…?
Agar Expert ho to Btao Ladki ne kon c Teli Uthai
Aur Ladke ko kya Jawab Mila.!
Answer please?
1 Din ka Time hai.!
You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!
A deadly PJ.
What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles. 
How to increase Positive thinking?
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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!
What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT
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Ladkiya ladko ka hi nahi machino ka dimag bhi kharab kar deti hai.
What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!
Tags: Petrol, Petrol Price Hike Sms
Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples
