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Iska jawab do to Manenge

Iska jawab do to Manenge..

1) 1 mithai ka naam?
2) 1 dawa ka naam?
3) 1 film ka naam?
4) 1 ladki ka naam?

koi aisa jawab dijiye jo in 4 ka 1 hi naam ho?
Its a Challenge.. Time limit: 1 day.




Challange for you and your friends

Challange for you and your friends
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki ko Milny k liye ‘HOTEL’ me
Bulaya.. Ladki nahi aai.. Ladka Ladki k Ghar gya,
aur Table par Baith kar Machis ki 15 Tiliyon se
‘HOTEL’
Likha… Ladki Samjh gai… Ladki ne 1 Tili Uthai
Aur Ladke ko Ans Mil gya…?

Agar Expert ho to Btao Ladki ne kon c Teli Uthai
Aur Ladke ko kya Jawab Mila.!
Answer please?
1 Din ka Time hai.!




The most difficult question to answer ever

The most difficult question to answer ever is..!!

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Aur sunaoo ..

Aap kya jawaab dete ho iska???




Hardest job in the world

Hardest job in the world:

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Police sketch artist in CHINA. :cry:




You know what College means?

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.




Khali jagah bharo

Khali jagah bharo

____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.

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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..

Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!




What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles. :D




How to increase Positive thinking?

How to increase Positive thinking?

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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!




What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT

What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT

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Ladkiya ladko ka hi nahi machino ka dimag bhi kharab kar deti hai.




What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!


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