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Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

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If u r Married to One of The Twin Sisters
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Brilliant Answer Came:
Why Should I ?

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2. _ _NDOM ?
3.F_ _ K ?
4.P_ N_S ?
5.PU_S_ ?

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2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

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Chemistry revision Ques:
What’s d chemical compound when flourine, uranium, carbon & potassium r mixed together?
hint- Write d chemical formula & See!!

Teacher- There is a Frog
Ship is sinking
Onion cost RS. 3/kg
then what is my age?
Student-32yr
Teacher-How do u know?
Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove

Sin x = 6n

Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both d sides.

Then six=6

& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka

1+3+5+7v9+11+13+15+17+19=100
bante he.

Ab batao in me se wo koun se 5 nos.
he jin ko total kare to 50 bante he ?