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Prove that 2/10=2, Rajinikanth SMS

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.
American student: It’s strange, how is it possible?

Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT!!




Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya, Rajinikanth SMS

Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya: Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt: Pagli Ye Ladies cycle hai.
Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai??? :-P




First time in the history, Rajinikanth SMS

First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Sardar: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to ’0′
aur vertically karo to ’3′

Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant.. :D




Once Rajnikant, after chewing the Paan, Rajinikanth SMS

Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…

Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?




Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya, Rajinikanth SMS

Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?

Anyone guess

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The Great Khali.




Once a TATA Company’s 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Met With An Accident, Rajinikanth SMS

Once a TATA Company’s 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Met With An Accident Against RAJINIKANTH

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Since then..
its called as
TATA NANO.




TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Rajinikanth SMS

TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..

Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.




Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rats tail, Rajinikanth SMS

Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat’s tail.

Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat’s tail tip’s cell’s mitochondria protein’s
amino acid’s base pair’s hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!

Arjun: Aap toh serious ho gaye!!




Rajnikant went to world cooking championship, Rajinikanth SMS

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir