Riddle Sms, SMS JOKES

Chemistry revision Ques:
What’s d chemical compound when flourine, uranium, carbon & potassium r mixed together?
hint- Write d chemical formula & See!!

After reading this sentence

You would realize that the the brain does not read the second ‘the’

Now u would read it again to see if its true!

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata

Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki

Abe ye to meri wali thi!

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?

Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ?

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?

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