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Santa-Banta SMS (New! & Latest SMS)


Santa Dukhi ThaKisi Ne Pucha, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

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Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above

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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein, Santa-Banta SMS

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.

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Mujrewaali: Hamne aapko khus kiya, Santa-Banta SMS

Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.

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A Khubsoorat Si Ladki, Santa-Banta SMS

A Khubsoorat Si Ladki
Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao,
Santa Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya.

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Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa: roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.
Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu,
Shravan chal rahe hain na.

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Santa -Jab bhi wife mera, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki
advertise bahut aati hai na.




Oxygen is must for Breathing, Santa-Banta SMS

Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

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Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat,
duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to videsh hai! :P

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Doctor To Santa: Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail ho gayi hai, Santa-Banta SMS

Doctor To Santa: Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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