Santa-Banta SMS (Latest SMS)


Santa Kafi time baad USA se vapis india ayaa, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa Kafi time baad USA se vapis india ayaa to banta usko recieve karne gaya..
Airport se vo santa ko leke bahar nikla to santa ne sadak se gili mitti uthayi aur soongh ke bola

Santa: Yaar bantya, ap apne desh ki mitti ki khusbu pahle jaisi nahi rahi
Banta Gusse Se: Abe oye gadhe, tune mitti nahi tatti uthai hai




Santa idlibana raha tha, Santa-Banta SMS

This is a classic!!
Santa idlibana raha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda hai
Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri BRA hai.




My Computer Funny SMS, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa ring a call center:
My internet is not working properly.

Officer: Ok, Double click on ‘My computer’
Santa: I can’t see ur computer
Officer: No no, click on ‘My computer’ on ur computer
Santa: How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer: Listen,
There is an icon labelled ‘My Computer’ on ur computer
Ok double click on it

Santa: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer: Double click on ur computer
Santa: On which Icon ‘ve to click
Officer: ‘My Computer’

Santa: Oh Teri……Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office.
I’ll come there and click on ur ‘Computer’.




Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui..

Press reporter: Fir aapne kyakiya??

Maa: Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kar di.. fir ja k santa hua..




Summer special, Santa-Banta SMS

Summer special -

Santa was Crying Neighbor asked:
Oye ki hoya Paji?

Santa: 2 ton da A.C. kharida si..
ghar ja ke weight kita,
35 kilo da nikla.




London School of Business Professor to Santa, Santa-Banta SMS

London School of Business Professor to Santa Singh:
‘Visions of the Future are Better than Dreams of the Past’
Please explain it’s meaning with an example.

Santa: Kal raat de hangover da na socho..!
Aaj kithe, teh kisde naal peeni ae, eh socho..!




Ladies Toilet SMS, Santa-Banta SMS

A santa entered a ladies toilet..
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye Hai.

Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye hai,
‘Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hai..!!’




Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?, Santa-Banta SMS

Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai.
Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Banta: Next month, Why?
Santa: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai. :P




Banta: My wife is a strong believer of Vastu Shastra, Santa-Banta SMS

Banta: My wife is a strong believer of Vastu Shastra.
Santa: How ?
Banta: Whenever we fight, She lifts any Vastu & uses it as a Shastra !




Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala, Santa-Banta SMS

Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala..

All scientists failed to answer this..

Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating?
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Santa: Besan ke pakode!! :D