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Santa-Banta SMS

Funny SMS, Bhikari 5 rupe ka sawal

भिखारी: 5 रुपए का सवाल है बाबा !

संता: पूछो, शायद मुझे आता हो।

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भिखारी: 😡 😡 😡

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Funny SMS Joke, Santa ne blood test karwaya

संता ने ब्लड टेस्ट करवाया

रिज़ल्ट आया ‘A+’

सोच कर बड़ा अचरज हुआ कि

साली कामयाबी तो रग रग मे दौड़ रही है ..
तो साला स्कुल मे ‘C’ क्यों मिलता था .. 😂 😂

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Funny SMS Joke, Santa ne kathor tapsya ki

संता ने बहुत कठोर तपस्या की..

प्रसन्न होकर भगवान प्रकट हो गए:
मांगो वत्स.. क्या वर चाहिये.?

संता चौक गया बोला प्रभु:
सिस्टम से चलिये.. पहले तपस्या भंग करने के लिए
अप्सराएं आती है.. उनका क्या हुआ..?

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Santa Banta SMS Joke, Santa kyu bhai banta

संता- क्यों भाई बंता,
3 महीने पहले तुम्हारी Nameplate पर B.A. लिखा था
और अभी M.A. लिखा है ??
दो साल की डिग्री 3 महीने में कैसे??

बंता-3 महीने पहले मेरी बीवी mayke गयी
तो मैंने Bachelor Again (B.A.) लिख दिया था।
अब मेरी wife दुबारा ghar aa गयी
तो (M.A) Married Again लिखा है। 😜😜

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Funny SMS Joke, SANTA Shirt utar ke

SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.

Ek admi- Wah Santa ji..
Kya chest hai

SANTA- Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega. 😀

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Santa SMS Joke, Santa to Wife

Santa, Gehri Soch Me..

Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?

Wife: Kya?

Santa: Yehi Ke, ‘AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS’ 😳😝😝😝

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Santa Singh SMS Joke, Santa Singh of IIN

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
Santa Singh of IIN

1 Common Question:-
What is the Fastest thing in the World?

Student of HARVARD: Light

Student of OXFORD: Thought

Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye

SANTA SINGH of IIN: Loose Motion!

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It was all Over..

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .. IIN Rocked..!!! 😆

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Santa SMS Joke, Police to Santa

Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya??
Santa: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
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PAPPI-TE LE LO,
PAPPI-TE LE LO..!

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Santa SMS Joke, A man to Santa

A man to Santa:
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Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
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Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
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‘He’s not my friend.’

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Santa Dukhi ThaKisi Ne Pucha

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

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