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Santa-Banta SMS

Funny SMS Joke, SANTA Shirt utar ke

SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.

Ek admi- Wah Santa ji..
Kya chest hai

SANTA- Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega. 😀

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Santa SMS Joke, Santa to Wife

Santa, Gehri Soch Me..

Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?

Wife: Kya?

Santa: Yehi Ke, ‘AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS’ 😳😝😝😝

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Santa Singh SMS Joke, Santa Singh of IIN

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
Santa Singh of IIN

1 Common Question:-
What is the Fastest thing in the World?

Student of HARVARD: Light

Student of OXFORD: Thought

Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye

SANTA SINGH of IIN: Loose Motion!

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It was all Over..

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .. IIN Rocked..!!! 😆

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Santa SMS Joke, Police to Santa

Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya??
Santa: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
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PAPPI-TE LE LO,
PAPPI-TE LE LO..!

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Santa SMS Joke, A man to Santa

A man to Santa:
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Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
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Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
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‘He’s not my friend.’

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Santa Dukhi ThaKisi Ne Pucha

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

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Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above

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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.

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Mujrewaali: Hamne aapko khus kiya

Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.

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A Khubsoorat Si Ladki

A Khubsoorat Si Ladki
Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao,
Santa Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya.

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