Santa-Banta SMS (Latest SMS)


London School of Business Professor to Santa, Santa-Banta SMS

London School of Business Professor to Santa Singh:
‘Visions of the Future are Better than Dreams of the Past’
Please explain it’s meaning with an example.

Santa: Kal raat de hangover da na socho..!
Aaj kithe, teh kisde naal peeni ae, eh socho..!




Ladies Toilet SMS, Santa-Banta SMS

A santa entered a ladies toilet..
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye Hai.

Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye hai,
‘Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hai..!!’




Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?, Santa-Banta SMS

Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai.
Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Banta: Next month, Why?
Santa: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai. :P




Banta: My wife is a strong believer of Vastu Shastra, Santa-Banta SMS

Banta: My wife is a strong believer of Vastu Shastra.
Santa: How ?
Banta: Whenever we fight, She lifts any Vastu & uses it as a Shastra !




Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala, Santa-Banta SMS

Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala..

All scientists failed to answer this..

Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating?
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Santa: Besan ke pakode!! :D




Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke
Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha.
Pilot Hairani Se: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir?
Santa: BC Ticket Hum Le,
Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De.




Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke bubu Choos Raha Tha
Girlfriend Ko Maja Aa Raha Tha Excited Hoke Boli
Girlfriend: You Want Anything Else?
Santa Masumiyat Se: Agar Do Parle G
Ke Biscuits Aur Mil Jaate To Maja Hi Aa Jata. :D




Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki, Santa-Banta SMS

Very Touching..

Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane ke liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya..

Banta: Phir kya hua ?

Santa: Hona kya tha.. fas gaya Bottle mein!!




Train main Warning likhi thi, Santa-Banta SMS

Train main Warning likhi thi..
‘Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!’
Santa Waah ji Waah..
Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof??




Navjot Singh Siddhu Funny SMS, Santa-Banta SMS

Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi..
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha..
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai.:D