Santa-Banta Sms, SMS JOKES

Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
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Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!

Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.

Shaadi ki party mein DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai
Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo
uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge.

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

Santa to Banta:
Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki
aaj extra class hogi kya karu!

Santa: “Message sending fail”
likh ke bhej de.

Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi:
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.

ki

Use yaad aaya..
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola:
Sala! dara diya..!!

Santa looking at air hostess’s
name plate above her left boob.. KOMAL!
With lots of confusion, he asked her..
“Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?

Daku bank lutne gaye..
gun ghar me inbhul gaye
fir bhi bank lut lia

kaise?

bank manager santa tha, bola:
koi baat nai i trust u,
gun muje kal dikha dena.

Santa Dials a Number..
A girl received
Santa: Hello Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta
Santa: O teri!!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya..
Sorry “MAATE”..!!

Girl to Santa
tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta..

Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh,
SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!!
Ye ladkiya bhi na..