One day,
A Chini was in hospital.
Santa went to meet him…
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china to know the meaning,
that was:
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Pipe se saans nahi le paya..
Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi
Miss: No
Santa: Kamaal Hai
Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha
Miss call 
Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
Santa: Take My Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
All Cards are Accepted.
Santa to Banta: Yaar papa ka Sms aaya hai ke ghar aao
Kiya Karun?
Banta: “Message Sending Fail” likh ke send kar de.
Santa ne aisa he kiya
Aur reply aaya “Ok”
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha…
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!!
isliye gir gaya.
Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa: I want to become the next president of USA.
Obama: Are u an Idiot?
Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?
Santa: agar wo meri nahi hui to..
main usko kisi aur ki nahi hone dunga!!
Banta: agar wo teri ho gai to sabko dega??
Santa Banta ek sath rajai mein so rahe the.
Santa yaar jaldi se koi paad mar kar Rajai ko garam kar do.
Banta: Jor lagane lagta hao,
Jor lagate-2 uski potti nikal padi aur,
Bola le ab taap le maine aag laga di!
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya…
Santa: ye 3 mahine me bachha kaise hogaya?
Biwi: Aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua?
Santa: 3 mahine
Biwi: aur meri shaadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahina.
Biwi: aur bachha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: ohh terii!vakai 9 mahine ho gaye, time ka pata hi nahi laga
