Santa-Banta Sms, SMS JOKES

Santa ne cafe mein 1 ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?

To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?

Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nahi karta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gaya hai.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane ke liye ghar se 10km
Dur bike par jana padhta hai.

Santa to Dr.:
Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.

Dr.: Tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.

Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme ‘Free Sex with Petrol’ is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Santa goes to a petrol pump..
He reads notice:
DON’T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE

He picks his cell,
call everyone & says:
DON’T CALL ME NOW,
I am at Petrol Pump.

Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
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.
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Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!

Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.