SMS JOKES » Santa-Banta Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny SMS Jokes & Messages Wed, 23 May 2012 08:15:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia http://www.smsjokes4u.com/raat-ko-12-baje-ladki-ne-boyfriend-ko-call-kia/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/raat-ko-12-baje-ladki-ne-boyfriend-ko-call-kia/#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 07:44:45 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12146 ]]> Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
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Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/raat-ko-12-baje-ladki-ne-boyfriend-ko-call-kia/feed/ 0 Santa Newspaper padh raha tha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-newspaper-padh-raha-tha/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-newspaper-padh-raha-tha/#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 11:36:18 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11979 ]]> Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-newspaper-padh-raha-tha/feed/ 0 Shaadi ki party mein DJ ne puchha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/shaadi-ki-party-mein-dj-ne-puchha/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/shaadi-ki-party-mein-dj-ne-puchha/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 17:29:26 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11915 ]]> Shaadi ki party mein DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai
Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo
uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/shaadi-ki-party-mein-dj-ne-puchha/feed/ 0 Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-kaise-aana-hua/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-kaise-aana-hua/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 17:03:13 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11896 ]]> Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-kaise-aana-hua/feed/ 0 Message sending fail http://www.smsjokes4u.com/message-sending-fail/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/message-sending-fail/#comments Sun, 06 May 2012 11:51:17 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11787 ]]> Santa to Banta:
Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki
aaj extra class hogi kya karu!

Santa: “Message sending fail”
likh ke bhej de.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/message-sending-fail/feed/ 0 Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-pe-bijli-ki-taar-gir-gayi/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-pe-bijli-ki-taar-gir-gayi/#comments Sun, 06 May 2012 11:48:13 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11783 ]]> Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi:
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.

ki

Use yaad aaya..
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola:
Sala! dara diya..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-pe-bijli-ki-taar-gir-gayi/feed/ 0 Santa looking at air hostess’s name plate http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-looking-at-air-hostesss-name-plate/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-looking-at-air-hostesss-name-plate/#comments Sat, 05 May 2012 05:51:57 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11771 ]]> Santa looking at air hostess’s
name plate above her left boob.. KOMAL!
With lots of confusion, he asked her..
“Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-looking-at-air-hostesss-name-plate/feed/ 0 Daku bank lutne gaye http://www.smsjokes4u.com/daku-bank-lutne-gaye/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/daku-bank-lutne-gaye/#comments Sat, 05 May 2012 05:11:21 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11745 ]]> Daku bank lutne gaye..
gun ghar me inbhul gaye
fir bhi bank lut lia

kaise?

bank manager santa tha, bola:
koi baat nai i trust u,
gun muje kal dikha dena.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/daku-bank-lutne-gaye/feed/ 0 Santa Dials a Number, A girl received http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-dials-a-number-a-girl-received/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-dials-a-number-a-girl-received/#comments Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:20:51 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11679 ]]> Santa Dials a Number..
A girl received
Santa: Hello Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta
Santa: O teri!!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya..
Sorry “MAATE”..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-dials-a-number-a-girl-received/feed/ 0 Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girl-to-santa-tumhare-bina-mera-zee-nahi-lagta/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girl-to-santa-tumhare-bina-mera-zee-nahi-lagta/#comments Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:16:13 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11472 ]]> Girl to Santa
tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta..

Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh,
SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!!
Ye ladkiya bhi na..

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