Santa-Banta Sms, SMS JOKES

SANTA BANTA GOES FOR
A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ
THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS “DASTAK”

Santa to banta why are you watching
the funeral by BINOCULAR
santa replies because
DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!

Santa bunks office comes home
& finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office
& tells his colleagues
I almost got caught bunking?

Santa opens his lunch box in the
middle of the road why?
Just to confirm whether
he is going to or coming back from office.

Santa dies due to lighting
and his dead body is found smiling.
God asks Why? He replies,
Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.

SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.

SANTA goes 2 a hotel
& after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the basin Manager:
What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.