Santa-Banta Sms, SMS JOKES

Santa Watching Star TV
Break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ Star TV

Santa bola:
in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.

Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan: 40rs
Santa: 2rs me chalega?
taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega?
Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu

SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?

BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.

Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?

Banta: Kyun ki Jail Mein Khane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milte Hai

Santa Translation:
1. Main aam Admi nahi hu – i am not a mango man.
2. Muje bhi English aati hai – English comes to me also.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

Santa: U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.

SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?

SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..

Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!