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In life there r 5 things u should never lose

Character
Self respect
Hope
Heart
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Well U know my name
So Be My Valentine

Nalayk bano to aise bano ke,
Jis din bhi Kitab kholo to,
Khud Kitab ke panne tumse puche..
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Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..!

That awkward moment
When you ignore someone’s phone call and
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They call you from someone else’s phone And you answered it.

Real one:
Have u Ever wondered.. how many thoughts.. feelings
& emotions r hidden behind dis simple sentence:
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Kuch nahi yaar, bas aise hi..!!

Finally, we broke up ….!!
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Me and My
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Books
bohat ho gya tha yaar..
hamare bech understanding hi nahi thi..!!

When you mess up a Boy’s hair,
he thinks its CUTE..
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But when you mess up a girl’s hair
‘MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE’

A failed Businessman to his Fat wife:
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You are my Single Investment in my Life
that has Doubled

Kanton bhary rasty per kon ap ka sath dega..
Mummy/Papa: No
Husband/Wife: No
Brother/Sister: No
Ap Ka Lover/Friend: No
Sirf aur Sirf Aap ki
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CHAPAL

Dimag hai to msg sirf 1 bar padh ke jawab do
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Haa, to sawal ye hai ki BHAJIYA ko
english me kya bolte ha?

Awara larkon se achche to gali ke kutte hain!!
e-Dost
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Kam se kam larki palat palat ke dekhti to hai
kk
aa raha hai ya nahi!!