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Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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not each others phones..!!

Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper..
whenever their parents enter their room’

Hardest job in the world:

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Police sketch artist in CHINA.

Bataiye… sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai..??

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Kyunki Sach baat mai point hota hai.

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye…..

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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SlideShow begins.

Khuda ka shukr hai ki aansu berang hote hai..
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Warna..

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Raaton ko bheeg jane wale takiye kya raaz bayan kar dete.

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na Ram re!!

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.