Scroll Down Sms, SMS JOKES

Rape is not a crime.
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Its just a
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Surprise sex.

Do hijde bus se utar rahe the to ek achanak se gir gaya aur rone laga.

To doosra usko tassali dete huwe bola…
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Uth salma!
Mard ban!
Meri behen

Agar tum usse
na pa sako jisse tum pyar karte ho to
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Sharam karo
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Lao number mujhe do
main try karta hoo..!!

Exam + Rowdy Rathore
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Jo main padhta hu wo main likhta hoon..
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aur..
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Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon..!!

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
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Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Hum pani kyu pite hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye
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Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.

At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?
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Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hai.
So get married soon.

DUNIA mein achche insan
ki talash mein mat nikalna

kyo ki

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Aaj garmi bahut hai aur

    (',')   hum ghar
   <)''(>   mein hi
   _/ /_    hai..