Scroll Down Sms, SMS JOKES

A B.Tech student took his girlfriend to his home after completing B.tech
Father asked who is she..
Son replied..
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My campus selection!!

Love happens automatically..
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Manual working is called flirting!!

Log hamare bare mein kya sochte hain..
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Agar ye bhi hum hi sochenge toh phir
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log kya sochenge..??

Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain.

Jabki zindgi ke sabse haseen lamhe bina kapdo ke guzar jate hain
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Yaha!!
Bachpan ki baat ho rahi hai jee.

80% of the Ques. in the exams are based on the
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One lecture u missed and the topics u dont covered for the exams.

Koi 1 din select karo..

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Kar liya…?

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Reply mat karna..

Bas us din naha liya karo plz

I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

There is only one chat box available in Facebook for any profile.
But girls maintain Two.
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One- The regular chat box
and the other is their comments under their Profile pics

Zaruri nahi ki insaan sirf AAG se Jale..!!
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Kuch log mere style se bhi jalte hai..!! (**,)

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..