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Sharabi SMS

Fynny Hindi SMS, Kaha hai bhai

विशाल- कहा हे भाई.

मयुर- बैठा हु भाई.

विशाल- रुक मै भी आता हु.

मयुर- हगने बैठा हु पिने नहीं. 😜

Funny SMS Joke, Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi

Sir: Koi bata sakta hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi?
Me: Hamari zindagi jhand karne ko.

After a long pause.

Sir: Aansu laa diye tere jawab ne.

Class ke baad mil Daru pite hai.

Doctor Patient SMS Joke, Your Liver

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whiskey ?

This is called…

Positive Thinking…😜

Daru Funny SMS, Hafta bhar daru pee nahi thi

Hafta bhar daru pee nahi thi..!!

Liver se SMS aaya ki..

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Bhai.. mar gaya kya!! 😀

Funny Sharab Shayari SMS, Raat ko pee sharab

Dedicated to all my drinking friends:
Arz kiya hai

Raat ko pee sharab
Toh raat kat gayi..

Din ko kiya hisaab
Toh g@@nd fat gayi.. 😀

Ishq-a-bewafai ne daal di hai aadat buri

Ishq-a-bewafai ne daal di hai aadat buri, malady
Main bhi sharif hua karta tha is zamane mein,
Pehle din shuru karta tha masjid mein namaaz se,
Ab dhalti hai shaam sharab ke sath mehkhane mein.

Madhhosh hum hardam raha karte hain

Madhhosh hum hardam raha karte hain, ambulance
Aur ilzaam sharaab ko diya karte hain, click
Kasoor sharaab ka nahi unka hai yaron,
Jinka chehra hum har jaam mein talaash kiya karte hain.

Aashikon ko mohabbat ke alava

Aashikon ko mohabbat ke alava agar kuchh kaam hota, rx
Toh maikhane jake har roz yun badnam na hota, and
Mil jaati chahne wali usse bhi kahin raah mein koi,
Agar kadmon mein nasha aur hath mein jaam na hota.

Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage

Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage, rx
Sharab mein gham ko milane lage,
Daru bhi bewafa nikali yaron,
Nashe mein to woh aur bhi yaad aane lage.

Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi

Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi, viagra 60mg
Kaise kahoon aaj phir hosh nahi,
Is tarah dooba hoon teri mohabbat ki gahrai mein,
Hath mein jaam hai aur peena ka hosh nahi.

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