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Budha Budhi ki Kahani, Story SMS

Budha Budhi ki Kahani

1 budha aya saath me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel me ja ke waiter ko bulaya,
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya,
Pehle budhe ne khaya, budhiya ne pankha hilaya,
Fir budhiya ne khaya, budhe ne pankha hilaya,

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
Aye Laila Majnu ke Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!
Hanso mat
budhe ne farmaya!!
Hehehe
Hans math yarr budha nahi batayega fir
.
.
budhe ne farmaya!!!

Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai. :D

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Maina ne 1 din tote se kaha, Story SMS

1 Din maina: mujhe chod kar kbhi tum udh to nahi jaoge!
Tota: Udh jau to tum pakad lena.
Maina: Me tumhe pakad sakti hu, par fir pa nahi sakti.. tota ki ankho me ansu aa gaye usne apne pankh tod liye.
Bola: Hum hamesa sath rahege.

1 Din bahut zor se tufan aya maina udne lagi
tabhi tota bola: Tum udh jao me nahi udh sakta
Maina: Apna khayal rakhna kah kar udh gayi,
Jab tufan thama aur maina waps ayi to usne dekha ke..

tota mar chuka tha aur 1 dali par likha… kash tum ek bar to kaheti ke,
me tumhe nahi chod sakti. to shayad me tufan ane se pahle nahi marta!

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Ek chidiya ko safed gulab se pyaar ho gaya, Story SMS

Ek chidiya ko safed gulab se pyaar ho gaya,
usne gulab ko propose kiya,
gulab ne jawab diya ki jis din main lal ho
jaunga us din main tumse pyaar karunga,
jawab sunke chidiya gulab ke aas-pass katon
mein lotne lagi
aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya,
ye dekhke gulab ne
bhi usse kaha ki wo usse pyaar karta hai
par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi.
isiliye kaha gaya hai ki sacche pyaar ka kabhi
inthaan nahi lena chahiye!

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tation pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha, Story SMS

Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya

Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.

Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.

Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?

Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai! :-?

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Ek baccha apni maa ke sath ek dukan par shopping karne gaya, Story SMS

Ek baccha apni maa ke sath ek dukan par shopping karne gaya
to dukandaar ne uski masumiyat dekhkar uske saare tofiyo ka dibba khol kar kaha…
lo beta toffy le lo…
par us Bacche ne Bhi bade pyar se unhe mana kar diya.
Uske bawajud us dukandaar ne aur uski maa ne bhi use bahut kaha par wo mana karta raha.
Haar kar us dukandar ne khud apne haath se tofiya nikal kar use di to usne jhat se wo tofiya le li aur apni jeb me daal li.
Wapis aate huye uski maa ne pucha ki jab uncle tumhare saamne dibba khol kar toffy de rahe the tab tumne nahi li aur
jab unhone apne hatho se di to le li, aisa kyu?

Tab us bacche ne bahut khubsurat aur pyara jawab diya…..
maa mere hath chote chote hai,
agar main tofiya leta to bahut thodi si aati par
uncle ke haath bade hai isliye jyada tofiya mili hai.
Bilkul isi tarah jab maalik hume apni raaza se kuch deta hai to woh hamari soch se pare hota
hai. Hume hamesha uski raaza mein rehna chahiye.
Kya pata wo humhe puraa samandar dena chahta ho aur hum haath me chammach lekar khade ho!!!!

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Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi, Story SMS

Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.

Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.

Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.

Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.

Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.

Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?

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Ek bachcha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha, Story SMS

Ek bacha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha:
Ke bada cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter ne jawab diya: Rs.15 ka.
Bachche ne apne paise gine aur pucha:
Chota cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter: Rs.12 ka.
Bachche ne chota cup kharida aur 12 rupe kar chala gaya.

Jab waiter uski table se khali cup uthane aaya to..
ye dekh kar uski ankhen num hogai ke..
bachche ne 3 rupe tip us waiter ke liye chor diye the.

LESSON: Apni choti khushi bhool kar ke aap
dusron ko badi khushi de sakte hain.

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Ek tha Bhagwan, Ek tha Shaitan, Story SMS

Ek tha Bhagwan.. Ek tha Shaitan.
Dono mein jab jhagda hua toh bahut hua nuksaan,
Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek samadhan,
Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam rakha INSAAN,

Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di.. Krodh, Ghamand aur Jalan,
Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye.. Pyaar, Daya aur Sammaan,

Bhagwan se muskurakar bola fir shaitan..
Na tera Nuksaan… Na mera Nuksaan.
Tu Jeetey ya Mein Jeetu,
HAAREGA INSAAN..

Aur isiliye kehte hai..
Koi toote to use sajana seekho,
Koi roothe to use manana seekho,
Rishte to milte hain mukaddar se..
Bas
Unhe khoobsurti se nibhana sikho.

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Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi, Story SMS

Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.

1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.

Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo.

Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.

Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai?

Bacchi : Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du.

LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.

“AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE”

GREAT LOVE.

“Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-Baap nahi”

Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our “PARENT’S”.

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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya, Story SMS

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:

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