Story Sms, SMS JOKES

A Touchy Love Story..

A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..

One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept

Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.

He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish to see u plz.

Friends never ignore anything in life.

Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.

She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”

Once a young boy entered a Salon then the Barber whispered
“Just look this is the worlds most dumbest kid” and then he takes a dollar bill in his left hand and two quater in his Right hand and asks the boy “whic do u want”?
Then the boy pics the quaters and runs out to buy ice cream then the Barber telS the customer “see i told u hez dumb” after a little while the customer leaves and the Barber asks the Boy “Realy why did u pick the quaters”?
Because if i select the dollar i wont get to eat ice creams every day and the game will be over

Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or
agar zabardasti tum ny meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhag jaun gi
maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k
tere abba k sath shadi ki
teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki
tera bhai nokrani k sath
or
tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya
teri phopho sabzi waly k sath
or
couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai
tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai
ab tu b bhag jaye gi to..
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Hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi
kuch khayal kar.

SECRETS
2 boys were talking and the one said to other, There is an easy way to get what you want
The other boy said: How?
The boy replied: Tell people you know their Secret.
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad and said “I know your Secret
The dad Replies: Please dont tell your mom here is $10.
The boy then runs to his mom “I know your Secret”
Mom: Please dont tell ur Dad here is $15.
The boy then decided to try it on the Mail man “I know your Secret”
The mail man opened his arms and said: Come give ur dad a Big Hug

A Heart Touching Love Story
Ek 6 year k bacche ki dost sunami me mar gyi..
Wo daily samundar k kinare jata,
Lehre aati or uske kadmo ko bhiga jati,
Ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi pav chu le..
Main kabhi tmhe maaf nahi karunga…!!

1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..

Mein ja raha hu reply fast..

1st reply GF ka aya:
tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge.
Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..

2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.

Bruno mars had a grenade and taio cruz had dynamite.
they both threw it at katy perry who exploded like a firework.
the bang was so loud the back eyed peas forgot what time it was while rihanna has memory loss and
running around saying whats my name.eminem looked around and said im not afraid.
then willow smith began to whip her hair which scared far east movement who began to fly like a g6.
then j-lo fell on the floor and nelly woke up and said it was only just a dream!

Touching story:
Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love & he asked girl that he will stand in front of her house till next 100 days stroms n rains came but the boy didn’t move with the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him on 99th day the girl decided that she will say that she also loves him with the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn’t there she was worried then she found a paper on which it was written “Tere chakar mein teri padoswali set ho gai”