Funny Valentines Day SMS Jokes for Singles

Feb 7: Rose Day- Rs.20 (Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day- Rs.100
(Card + Ice Cream)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day- Rs.250
(Cant give a low price chocolate)

Feb 10: Teddy Day- Rs.700
(That’s the lowest price)

Feb 11: Promise Day- Rs.130
(Again, buy more about few food expenses)

Feb 12: Hug Day- Rs.250
(You have to hug after applying a DEO)

Feb 13: Kiss Day- Rs.150
(SPRAY MINT before kissing)

Feb 14: Valentine Day- Rs.2000
(You cant handle lesser than this amount)

You are going to Save Nearly Rs.3600 in a Week !!
Benefits of being single. 😀

Funny Valentine’s Day Status for Whatsapp FB

Today I already killed some helpless flowers for you.. what else do you want?!??!

Love Is The Happiness Of Today, help And Promise Of Tomorrow, and So This Warm Note Comes 2 You, 2 Say That Live Life With A Heart Full Of Love.

Real Love Is Not Based On Romance Candle Light Dinner n Walks Along The Beach. In fact It Is Based On Respect Compromise Care n Trust..

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

C.L.I.C.K. means: C=cant live without u L=love u I=i miss u C=care about u K=kiss frm my heart 2 u So whenever u miss me jst say CLICK

Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on Feb 13th, get back together on the 15th

Why do I need a date for Valentine’s Day? I can buy my own damn flowers & box of chocolate..

Valentines Day is so fake. If you love someone, you’ll treat him/her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren’t even there before. Happy Valentine’s Day

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit in a Bike. Only 1 can sit in my Heart, That’s ‘YOU’ My dear valentine.

I wish to live in your eyes! Die in your arms and Be buried in your heart! Happy Valentine’s day

To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine’s Day… and To all my friends who r single, Happy Independance Day.. 🙂

Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

God made mud.. God made dirt.. God made guys so girls can flirt..