SMS JOKES

Define a True Music Lover?

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:39:18 +0000

Define a True Music Lover?

A girl singing in a bathroom
While taking bath
and
A boy near the keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes.

Sometimes we are so focused on our problems

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:37:14 +0000

Sometimes we are so focused on our problems,
that we forget where our greatest source of strength comes from..

So when you don’t feel like talking to anyone,
no energy to utter another word, talk to God.
The reality of prayers is that they don’t have to be said out loud for God to hear us.

For God listens and HE is truly the only one who can make u feel better.

Ab to bas aap ki yaadon ka sahara hota hai

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:34:53 +0000

Ab to bas aap ki yaadon ka sahara hota hai,
Apke tasvir ko he nihar kar he gujara hota hai,
Chahat hai aap se milne ki par,
Tanhaiyo ko ye kaha gawara hota hai.

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:33:23 +0000

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.
e-dosto
Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..
Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

I will continue my love even if my love fails

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:32:07 +0000

I will continue my love even if my love fails..
Bcoz,
How would I hate the heart
which made me to Love more than My Life.

I Wish, i could forget you

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:30:14 +0000

I Wish.. i could forget you.
like i forget everything
I have studied seconds before an exam!

Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:28:32 +0000

Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.

Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.

Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:27:34 +0000

Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa,
Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa,
Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne,
ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan.

Humain ansu se zakhmo ko dhodna nahi aata

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:26:09 +0000

Humain ansu se zakhmo ko dhodna nahi aata,
milte hai khushi to use khona nahi aata,
sah lete hai har gum hass ke,
to log kahte hai ke humain rona nahi aata.

When I cam home in the rain?

Neha — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:24:58 +0000

When I cam home in the rain?
Brother asked why didn’t u take an umbrella?
Sister advised why didn’t you wait till rain stopped?
Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, you will realize?

But Mother…?
While drying my hair said:
Stupid rain!
Couldn’t it wait, Till my child came home?
That’s Mother..

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!