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• Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte
  Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte, Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete, Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACK...
• If your cursor
  If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted cause the...
• Wat did d CPU say
  Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices? A: You fill up my senses…
• A good friend is like a computer
  A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
• U hav a compute addiction wen u
  U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend's homepage. Ur dog has its own website. And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!
• Fuming Wife: Wats my value
  Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family?? Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
• Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place
  Q. Whr's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer? * * * * * A. The spacebar!
• Why is the DBA so rich
  Q: why is the DBA so rich? A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships
• How do u keep a programmer
  Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day? A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat.
• Sir- Wo Teen Words Batao Jo
  Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ? STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata.... Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!