I dreamed last night

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel.
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night
dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, purchase
as you’ve been a good boy lately,
you may keep it.

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