I have the

To the whole world you are somebody….
but to somebody you are the whole world
I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, troche
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
I have the “I”, viagra
I have the “L”,
I have the “O”,
I have the “V”,
I have the “E”,…
so pls can I have “U”?

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