I saw my Wife going

Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh
fighting for a window seat
on a two wheeler scooter
Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, adiposity
am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girl: Of course, you r. But,
why do all men ask the same silly question?
santa: “I saw my Wife going
2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar, approved ” replied santa
“I had already SEEN the Movie !”

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