Judge- y did u attack tat young man

Meri taref se apko 1 PuPPI
Aapki saheli ko 1 PAPPI
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 PuPPI
Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere DOggy
ne 10 PuPPI ko janam de hai!
In a bath room, more about
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
A daughter sends a telegram to
her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, drugs
which the father receives as:
father, your daughter has been successful in BED.
U picked me up, abortion
U took me home, ed
U put ur hands around my waist,
U took off my top,
then U put ur lips om mine.
THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.
Judge- y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, buy information pills
took my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!

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