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• Ram ne Ravan ko maara
  Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R) Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K) Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G) Obama ne Osama ko (O=O) . . . . . . Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C) :D
• Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko
  Warning: Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko lalu ki akal, mayawati ki shakl, mulayam ki jawani, kalaam ke baal aur atal ki chal de.. Ab bhula k dekho.
• Santa Newspaper padh raha tha
  Santa Newspaper padh raha tha. Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya? Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega. Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.
• Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai
  Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai......?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . khud kitne bade kaminey honge par larki shareef chahiye..... :P :D
• Apne India ka kuch nahi ho sakta
  *Today's Truth* Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta.. Yaaro Kyun ki yaha.. Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai.. aur Jawan Facebook!!
• Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne suhagrat pe!
  Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke Rs 25,000 diye.. Dulhan itne sare paise dekh kar Ghabra ke boli: Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya...?
• Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade!
  Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mei...
• Pyar ki gadi mein kabhi petrol nahi hota
  Pyar ki gadi mein kabhi petrol nahi hota, pyar ke safar mein kabhi panchar nahi hota, Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jis mein 2 se jayada passenger nahi hota.
• Agar afsos hai ki aapka intzar koi nahi karta
  Agar afsos hai Ki aapka intzar koi nahi karta, To 1 kam karo 1 ghante toilet me beth jao Koi na koi bahar apka intzar zarur krega :D
• Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango aur wo tum ko na mile to
  Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango aur wo tum ko na mile to, Samajh jao ki tumhe khuda se koi aur maang chuka hai, Isse kya hai na bezzati kam feel hoti hai.