Maine puchha chand se

R we friends or r we not u told me once but
i 4got 4 all da friends i’v eva met ur da 1
won’t 4get n if i die b4 u do i’ll go 2 heaven n wait 4 u. xXx
Handsome, sildenafil
Sweet, cheapest
Intelligent,
spontaneous,
good-looking,
nice friends,
charming,
funny,
well…Enough about ME!
How about you?
The moment I first saw you, abortion
you warmed my heart, salve
the second time you made little flames
and now you make my heart burn like hell !
I must have been born under a lucky star, pills
to find a friend as nice as you are, prescription
and I will follow the rainbow until the end,
if you promis forever to be my friend!
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?….
Because, more about
he drinks 2 litre of milk daily
Maine puchha chand se
“dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”, buy
chand ne kaha
“saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya”

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