SMS JOKES

Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao.
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Petrol pump chaltay hain.

What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open!

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme ‘Free Sex with Petrol’ is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Santa goes to a petrol pump..
He reads notice:
DON’T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE

He picks his cell,
call everyone & says:
DON’T CALL ME NOW,
I am at Petrol Pump.

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.

Son saw parents doing sex & ask:
Dad what’s going on?

Dad: Teri Maa mein PETROL bhar raha hun.
Son: Dad MOM ki AVERAGE CHECK karwao,
abhi uncle bhi TANK Full karke gaye.

Ishwar karte har din…
Aap ki khushiyan..
PETROL ke BHAV ki tarah badhe…
Aur gham
BIPASHA ke KAPDON ke tarah kamm ho!
Have a nice day

Petrol ke daam badne par Santa bola:
Mainu koi phark nahi parta,
pahle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha
ab bhi 100 ka hi bharwata hoon!