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Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi

Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui..

Press reporter: Fir aapne kyakiya??

Maa: Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kar di.. fir ja k santa hua..




Summer special

Summer special -

Santa was Crying Neighbor asked:
Oye ki hoya Paji?

Santa: 2 ton da A.C. kharida si..
ghar ja ke weight kita,
35 kilo da nikla.




7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the

7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the, ashram mein

Ek aadmi aaya aur sabse bade sadhu se pucha:
‘Baba biwi control nahi hoti, kya karu?

Sadhu (chote sadhu se): Ek chatai aur laga BHAI ke liye.




Strange Facts Funny SMS

STRANGE FACTS

1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec ke baad pet me pahuchta hai.

2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai

3. Har mard ke Lu*d ki lambaai uske hath ke anguthe se double hoti hai.

4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.

5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hi hai.

Naap le Bhai, pehle tu lu*d hi naap le – Facts ki Maa ki – tu lu*d naap!




Choti si zindagi hai, Har baat mein khush raho

A beautiful poem
Choti si zindagi hai, Har baat mein khush raho.
Jo chehra paas na ho, Uski aawaz mein khush raho.
Koi rutha ho tumse, Uske is andaz mein khush raho.
Jo laut ke nahi aane wale, Un lamhon ki yaad mein khush raho.
Kal kisne dekha hai, Apne aaj mein khush raho.
Khushiyon ka intezaar kisliye, Dusron ki muskan mein khush raho.
Kyun tadapte ho har pal kisi ke saath ko, Kabhi to apne aap mein khush raho.
Chhoti si to zindagi hai, Har haal mein khush raho.




Life Means

Life Means.
1 Shaam, 4 Dost, 4 glass, 1 Table..

Life Means..
4 Bike, 12 Dost, Chhutte Paise, Sunsan Rasta..

Life Means,
School Ke Dost, Pakaau Lecture, Bench Bajana, Lunch Ki Ladaai..

Life Means..
Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali, Aur Sorry Bolne Pe Fir 1 Gali..

Life Means.
Saalo Baad 1 Purane Dost Ka Msg, Dhool Me Padhi Hui Group Photo..Aur Aankhon Me Pani.

Har Friend Zaroori Nahi, Balki Zindgi Hota Hai..
Hit LiKE For Your Kaminey Friends




Monsoon Special

Monsoon Special

Gupta ji ne nayi Car li aur Car ke Peeche Likhwaya
‘Saawan ko Aane do’

Peeche se Truck ne Thok diya..

Truck par Likha tha
‘Aaya Saawan Jhoom ke…!!’




Suna hai ki yeh group bahut dimag wala hai

Suna hai ki yeh group bahut dimag wala hai.
To in 5 cheezon ke naam HINDI mein batao….
1. Ambulance
2. Mobile
3. Tube light
4. Sim
5. Xerox

Sab ke liye Khulla Challenge !!!!!
All the best guys.




Professor: Ek platform 2km lambaa hai

Professor: Ek platform 2km lambaa hai..
Aandhi chal rahi hai, 60km/hr ki speed se.

Ek train aayi aur delhi se Mumbai ki taraf Chali gayi,

To Sawal ye hai ki: Meri Umar Kitni hai.?? !!

Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke ek Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lage,

Thode der baad Ek bachche ne jawab dene ke liye haath uthaaya,

Student: Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai,
Professor: Shabaash, Lekin tumne kaise Calculate kiya ??

Student: Sir hamare ghar ke paas ek ladka rehta hai wo
AADHA CHUTIYA hai aur uski umar 21 saala hai




For beautiful eyes, look for the good

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others,
for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness,
and for poise, walk with the knowledge
that you are never alone.
GOOD MORNING