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New! SMS Jokes & Shayari

Battery SMS Joke, Our generation’s sleeping schedule

Our generation’s sleeping schedule depends on
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The percentage of battery remaining in the phone…

Parents Funny SMS Jokes, Kids of next generation

In a way I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
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They’ll have parents
Who know how to check
-Last call duration
-Sent msgs &
-Browser history

Teacher SMS Joke, My Teacher

Lady Teacher ne
‘MY TEACHER’ par 10 lines likhne ko kaha.
Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam,
‘MAST CHHAMIYA’ ko english me kya kahte hain..?

Mistake SMS Joke Messages, Its funny

Its funny
How you can do nice things for
people all the time and they never notice.

But once you make one mistake,
its never forgotten…!!

Group Study SMS Joke, Group study is the best way

Group study is the best way…

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To ensure that none of your friends have studied either.

KBC SMS Joke, KBC Ke Set Par

KBC Ke Set Par Ek Ladka 1 Crore Ke Sawaal Par Aakar Fass Gaya…

To Usne apni akhiri Lifeline Chuni Phone-A-Friend Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Phone Milane Ko Kaha…

Amitabh Ne Ladki Ko Phone Milaya:
Tumhare Paas 30 Seconds Hai Is Sawaal Ka JawaabDene Ke Liye, AurTumhara Samaye Shuru Hota Hai Ab…..
Ladka Jaldi Se Sawaal Padta Hai Aur UskeChaaro Option Padta Hai..

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Girlfriend: Mil Gaya Time Tumhe Phone Karne Ka? Mujhe Tumse Koi Baat Nahi Karni!
Bye!!!

Sad Love Shayari, Kyun pyaar karne ki

Kyun pyaar karne ki hadein hoti hein,
Kyun dil dene ki waje hoti hein,
Kyun jazbaaton ko dabana padta hai,
Kyun iss dil ko samjana padta hai,
Kyun har dil ko ye mehsoos nahin hota,
Kyun sabko ye manzoor nahin hota,
Kyun dil se dil nahin milta,
Kyun pyaar ka phool nahin khilta,
Kyun dil ke naghme dil nahin gaata,
Dil mein kya hai ye keh nahin pata,
Kya dil dene ki yahi saza hai,
Kya pyaar karne mein yahi mazaa hai.

Love Shayari, Kabhi hasa deta hai

Kabhi hasa deta hai,
Kabhi rula deta hai
Asia hota hai pyar,
Kabhi milwa deta hai,
Kabhi bichadwa deta hai,
Asia hota hai pyar,
Sagar par hai Lehro Jaisa,
Dhoop jalta sona jaisa,
Aisa hota hia pyar,
Ek jhalak ke intjaar ke baad,
Hazzron aansu bahana,
Asia hota hai pyar.

Dard Shayari, Baat din ki nahi

Baat din ki nahi ab raat se dar lagta hai,
Ghar hai kaccha mera, barsaat se dar lgta hai,
Tere tohfe ne to bas khoon ke aansoo hi diye,
Zindagi ab teri saugaat se dar lagta hain!!
Pyaar ko chhod kar tum aur koi baat karo,
Ab mujhe pyar ki har baat se dar lagta hai!!

Sad Shayari, Sabhi ko sab kuchh nahi milta

Sabhi ko sab kuchh nahi milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
Yeh dil walo ki duniya hain dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

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