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Yeh 15 Cheezen hai jo hum roz dekhte hai

Yeh 15 Cheezen hai jo hum roz dekhte hai,
Spelling theek karni hai..

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03. Miet =
04. Boilme =
05. Ishtr =
06. Agdrne =
07. Solho c=
08. sjdmai =
09. Tsere =
10. Yclecs =
11. Neplci =
12. Odosr =
13. Thgli =
14. Sglas =
15. Owilpl =

NOTE: Q No.1 ke 30 Marks hai,
Baki sabke 5-5 Marks ai.

TOTAL MARKS: 100
PASSING MARKS: 70%

Time Limit = 1 din, Solve It.




Do not keep all your work for tomorrow

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow,
always remember
you can also do it the day after tomorrow..
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Be lazy, Think crazy.




Zindagi meon insaan kisi ki sacchi kimat

Zindagi meon
insaan kisi ki sacchi kimat,
Keval do hi halato me samaj pata,
hain.Ek usko paane se pahle,
Aur ek usko khone ke baad.




Ghalib VS Sindhi

Ghalib VS Sindhi

Ghalib:
Mohhobat ke Raasto pe sirf Dard Milega,

(Gaur farmaiyega)
Mohabbat ke Raasto pe sirf Dard Milega.

Sindhi:
wadi sai! Unnhi Raasto pe BAR Kholo.
Jhulelaal ki kasam, Bahut Chalenga.. :D




Parmatma ka saath jeevan ki jyoti jaga deta hai

Parmatma ka saath jeevan ki jyoti jaga deta hai,
jis se dukho ka adhkaar samapt ho jata hai.




Bhayanak Nalayakpana

Bhayanak Nalayakpana:

Teacher: Rakesh ABCD bol.
Rakesh: A E F G H J L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher B P K I C D Kaha hai?

Rakesh: Dost k paas hai. :D




Full Form of Drinks

FULL FORM OF DRINKS.
D – Delicious after 1 peg.
R – Romantic after 2 pegs.
I – Interesting after 3 pegs.
N – Naughty after 4 pegs.
K – King after 5 pegs.
S – Satyanash after 6 pegs.




Bachha: Ammi 10 rupay hain?

Bachha: Ammi 10 rupay hain?
Ammi: Apne abbu se lelo..

Bacha: Abbu 10 rupay do
Abbu: Apne chachu se lelo..

Bacha: Chachu plz meje 10rupy dedo
Chachu: Beta khule nahi hain chachi se lelo..

Bacha:Chachi ap k pas 10rupy hain
Chachi:Haan hain beta dun kya?

Bacha: Nahi apni GAA*D me daal lo BEHEN K LO*O..

‘Kulfi wala’ to chala bhi gaya…




Blue films are the most Positive Movies

Blue films are the most Positive Movies.
No Murder, No War, No Fight, No conspiracy, No Cheating.. (Everybody enjoys the Climax) !!
Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Characters!!
No milna bichhadana, No rona dhona!!
Good cooperation, Good coordination, No dramebazi, natural acting, No language problem…
AND the Best part..
jahan se dekho vahin se samajh aa jati hai.. :D




Window ka lock ni khul rha hai!!

Wife calls to her husband:
Window ka lock ni khul rha hai!!
Husband: Aisa kro thoda oil garam kar ke us par daal do.
Wife: Kya us se lock khul jaega?
Husband: Try to kro
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After 15 mints Husband calls wife
Tum ne try kia?
Wife: Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off ho gaya hai.
Husband: Jahil Aurat, Window to batati konsi hai. :oops: