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Meri koi khata to Saabit kar,
Jo Buri hun to Bura Saabit kar,
Tujhe chaha hai kitna tu kya jane,
Chal main Bewafa hi sahi,
Tu Apni Wafa Saabit kar..!!!

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

Dekha hai humane bhi aajma kar,
De jate hai dhokha log karib aakar!
Kahati hai duniya magar dil nhi manta,
Kya aap bhi bhool jaoge hume apna Dost banakr?

Sometimes When We Say:
Im Okay..

We want Someone To,

Look Into My Eyes..

Grab us in his arms..

HUG Us Tight
& Say :

I Know You Are Not…!

TATA’s took 150 years, AMBANI’s took 50 years but “RASHTRIYA DAMAAD” takes only 15 years for becoming a “Billionaire”!

Till year 1997, Robert vadra’s was small businessman, who’s average in income was only 35.5L per year….. n now he has ..

partnership in Asia’s largest infrastructure compony nemed DLF Ltd,

has a partenship in aviation company, owner of 5 Star hotel in Delhi,

purchased 1000 of acre land where ther is Congress govrmnt is power (Rajasthan, Haryana & Delhi etc.)!

I think Robert vadra’s Mom-Dad made a 1 big mistake when Rober was a child, unnecessarily added “T” alphabet in his name!

Fallen flowers cannot climb back,
so do not think about the past,
Love the present,
live for the future with a beautiful & sweet smile.

Kuchh Meethe pal Hamesa Yaad Aate Hai,
Palako Pe Aanshu Chhod Jate Hai|
Kal Koi Aur Mile To HUme Na Bhoolana,
Kyoki Dosti Ke Riste Jingbhar Kaam Aate Hai!!

Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad-Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..

main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p

What is that bright light?
from where does this fragrance coming?
This gentle breeze..cool air..hearty music..
oh! its Navaratri Happy Navaratri