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Latest SMS & Shayari

Funny SMS, Teacher to Student

Teacher: Translate the sentance into English.

‘Vasant ne Muje Mukka Mara’

Student: Vasantpanchmi :lol:


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Talent SMS Quotes, Use your eyes

Use your eyes to see the needs,
and use your talents to meet them.

GOOD MORNING
HAVE A NICE DAY




Zindagi Shayari SMS, Chal jee le kuch es kadar

Chal jee le kuchh es kadar
Jese ki..
Zindagi humain mili nahi..
Zindagi ko hum mil gaye ho..!!
GOOD MORNING
HAVE A NICE DAY




Kiran Bedi & Congress SMS Jokes

To counter Kiran Bedi as Delhi CM,
Congress should have promoted Mandira Bedi as Delhi CM.

Why?

Because 1 MB = 1024 KB. :D




Republic Day Shayari, Wo fir aaya hai

Wo fir aaya hai naye savare ke saath,
mil jul kal rahange hum ek duze ke saath,
wo tirangaa kitna pyara,
wo h deko hai sabse nayara,
aane na denge is pe aanch..
Happy Republic Day.




Obama Security SMS Jokes, 15000 CCTV cameras

Heard that 15000 CCTV cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama’s visit.

This is ridiculous.

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Itane badhe desh ka precedent hai.. Chori Chamari thodhi karega!!! :lol:




Movie Theater Funny SMS Jokes

Jitne mein aajkal theater mein coke aur

popcorn milte hai utne mein to ..

David Dhawan 90s mein 2 movie bana leta tha. :lol:


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Good Morning SMS Wishes, Feel the morning

Feel the morning and enjoy every moments of life.
This morning is your first morning on this planet
forget the past and take a next step for the future.
Forget the last life and take a new birth with this new morning.
Good Morning




Obama Modi SMS Jokes

Obama- Why did you called me on dry day??
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Modi-  remember,  you called me in navaratri…




Gantantra Diwas Shayari SMS, Alag hai Bhasha

Alag hai Bhasha, Dharm Jaat
aur prant, bhesh, parivesh
par hum sab ka ek hai gaurav
Rashtradhwaj tiranga shrestha
Gantantra Diwas ki Hardik Shubh Kamnayein.




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