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2 Ladkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi sms

2 Ladkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi..
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye..
Bas fir kya.. Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi. :D




Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.

Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.




Innovative India SMS

Innovative India:

An American asked a Indian child: How old are you ?
Child replied:
Ghar pe 11,
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook pe 18..!!!




Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai

Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai
magar post women kyun nahi hoti?

Student: Isliye ki women ek hi
delivery me 9 mahiney laga deti hai!




Duniya ka sabse Mushkil Kaam!!

Best one..

Duniya ka sabse Mushkil Kaam..???

Apne Kaam se Kaam rakhna..!! :D




Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi

Hoping This Ganesh Festival
Will Be The Start Of
Something Good And End Of Something Bad.

Wishing You & Ur Family Loads And Loads Of Good Luck
Happy Vinayaka Chaturthi.




Happy Ganesh Chaturthi to all

Modak Ko Thoda Round Ghumake,
Bappa Ke Jaisa Damru Bajake,
Ganesh Ko Thoda Mouse Pe Bithake,
Aajao Sare Mood Banake,
All The Bappa Fans GANESHA Don’t Miss The Chance GANESHA
Damru Dance Damru Dance
Damru Dance Damru Dance.
Ganpati Bappa Morya!
hApPy gAnEsH cHaTuRtHi tO aLl mY lOvElY fRnDzz…




Santa half pant pehenkar cycle chala raha tha

Santa half pant pehenkar cycle chala raha tha…
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To ab kya wo bhi utar de…?




Upvas in new Style

Upvas in new Style
Living 1 day without:

-Mobile
-Facebook
-Electricity
-Internet
-Car
-Whatsapp
-Tv

Ye Upvas kar ke dekho
Bhagwan Dharti par aake kahege,
Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega kya..!! :D




True love is..!!

True love is..
when a Boy ask the girl for a kiss
and
Girl simply close her eyes and allow
the boy for a kiss..
But
the boy kisses on the forehead and says:
I have a whole life to Do that.




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