SMS JOKES

Ishq ki shuruwat nigaho se hoti hai,
Saja ki shuruwat gunaho se hoti hai,
Kehte hai ishq bhi ek gunah hai,
Jis ki shuruwat 2 begunaho se hoti hai..!!

Ye ahsas ye arzo dil se na mita sakoge,
Bhulna chahoge hame bhula na sakoge,
Ye chirag Dosti ka dil se jalaya hai hamne,
Jal jaege hath magar bujha na sakoge..

Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!

Define a True Music Lover?

A girl singing in a bathroom
While taking bath
and
A boy near the keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes.

Sometimes we are so focused on our problems,
that we forget where our greatest source of strength comes from..

So when you don’t feel like talking to anyone,
no energy to utter another word, talk to God.
The reality of prayers is that they don’t have to be said out loud for God to hear us.

For God listens and HE is truly the only one who can make u feel better.

Ab to bas aap ki yaadon ka sahara hota hai,
Apke tasvir ko he nihar kar he gujara hota hai,
Chahat hai aap se milne ki par,
Tanhaiyo ko ye kaha gawara hota hai.

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.
e-dosto
Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..
Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

I will continue my love even if my love fails..
Bcoz,
How would I hate the heart
which made me to Love more than My Life.

I Wish.. i could forget you.
like i forget everything
I have studied seconds before an exam!

Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.

Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.