SANTA & BANTA WERE

Santa comes back 2 his car &
finds a note saying “Parking Fine”
He writes a note and sticks
it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement
After returning back from a foreign trip, information pills
santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, medicine
SUDDENLY SANTA FELL.
BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA?
SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.

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