SANTA goes 2 a hotel

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
SANTA goes 2 a hotel
& after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, pills
but start washing the basin Manager:
What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”

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