One of the best joke..
Teacher: Where is the..
CAPITAL of INDIA ?
Student: In Swiss Banks.
Ramdev: Swiss Bank se Black Money INDIA le aao
Koi Mere GULLAK ko hath nhi lagayega..!
In 1980, IDBI rejected Loan For Ambani,
28 years later..
Mukesh Ambani is Planning to buy IDBI..
This shows nothing is impossible..
Today.. Swiss Bank rejected MY loan..
Once Rajini lost his purse infront of a building from Switzerland.
that building is known as SWISS BANK! 😀
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