Funny SMS Joke, Bajrangi bhaijaan

इसी बीच पाकिस्तान का
कहना है कि बजरंगी भाईजान
द्वारा सिर्फ मुन्नी को वापस
करने से रिश्ते नहीं सुधरेंगे।

रिश्ते सुधारना हो तो
सनी देयोल को हैंडपंप भी वापस करना होगा 😉😳😆

Salman Khan SMS Jokes, Salman Khan Jail Prison

Salman Khan’s new movie:
– Maine drive kiya
– Maine drive kyun kiya
– Drive kiya to darna kya
– Drive kar ke phans gaya yaar
– Driver tussi great ho
– Ek tha driver


Judge Salman Khan ko Maaf kar ne hi wala tha ki
tabhi use salman ki ‘Bodaygard’ movie ka wo dialog yaad a gaya ki..

‘Mujh par ek ehsaan karna ki.. mujh par koi ehsaan karna’

aur kya bas lag gai lanka. 😀


Salman ne bola hai ke..
‘Mujh pe ek ehsaan karna ke.. mujhpe koi ehsaan mat karna!’

Judge ne serious le liya!! 😀

Which film characters do i resemble?

Which film characters do i resemble? Answer truly and forward. 😁

1. Aarohi (Aashiqui 2) – Caring, website sweet and dedicated to love.

2. Bunny (YJHD) – Flirt, intresting, ambitious, funny and romantic.

3. Naina (YJHD) – A great person at heart, thoughtful, damn sweet, simple, very loving nd fun loving as well.

4. Guru (Ek Villain) – Intense lover. Caring. Honest.

5. Kavya Pratap Singh (Humpty Sharma ki Dulhania) – Honest, crazy, bold and beautiful, Loving and Caring.

6. Leela (Ram Leela) – Daring, Sexy, loving.

7. Rancho (3 idiots) – Very intelligent and unique.

9. Bittoo Sharma (Band Baaja Baarat) – Stupid, Very funny, crazy and loving.

10. Aisha (Ek Villain) – Optimistic, cheerful, Funny, too sweet, caring and beautiful.

11. Krish Malhotra (2 states) – Nerd but cool mature Handsome, very loving, funny and innocent.

12. Ananya Swaminathan (2 states) – Funny, mature, intelligent, bold and beautiful. Sweet.

13. Aditya (Jab we met) – Serious, witty, great person, intelligent, loyal.

14. Geet (Jab We Met) – Very talkative, Beautiful, Always happy, cheerful, Family loving, sweet.

15. Abhimanyu Singh (SOTY) – hardworking, hot and cool.

16. Shanaya (SOTY) – Glamorous, popular, sexy and pretty

17 Mili (khoobsurat) – Bubbly, very talkative, always happy, cheerfull, full of love, unique.

Reply is a must dude…..
And send it 2 u r frndz… And get their replies