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Funny SMS Joke, Salman khan ka Number

Kisi ke pas salman khan ka number ho to plz send karo…

Juhu bus stop par ek bacchi mili hai..

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Use ghar pahochana hai..!! 😝 😝

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Funny SMS Joke, Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta

Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya.
Dusre Kutto ne pucha tu kyun bhaga?
Kutta: Sala raat ko gane ki practice khud karta hai, buy more about
subah log mujhe marte the..!! 😀

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Funny SMS Joke, Bajrangi bhaijaan

इसी बीच पाकिस्तान का
कहना है कि बजरंगी भाईजान
द्वारा सिर्फ मुन्नी को वापस
करने से रिश्ते नहीं सुधरेंगे।

रिश्ते सुधारना हो तो
सनी देयोल को हैंडपंप भी वापस करना होगा 😉😳😆

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Salman Khan SMS Jokes, Salman Khan Jail Prison

Salman Khan’s new movie:
– Maine drive kiya
– Maine drive kyun kiya
– Drive kiya to darna kya
– Drive kar ke phans gaya yaar
– Driver tussi great ho
– Ek tha driver


Judge Salman Khan ko Maaf kar ne hi wala tha ki
tabhi use salman ki ‘Bodaygard’ movie ka wo dialog yaad a gaya ki..

‘Mujh par ek ehsaan karna ki.. mujh par koi ehsaan karna’

aur kya bas lag gai lanka. 😀


Salman ne bola hai ke..
‘Mujh pe ek ehsaan karna ke.. mujhpe koi ehsaan mat karna!’

Judge ne serious le liya!! 😀

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Sunny Leone Funny SMS Joke, Sunny leone is casted

Sunny leone is casted in the sequel of
hum aapke hai kaun.. With family song..

Bhabi tum khushiyoka khajana
Dicckk tana di*k tana a di*k tana! 😆

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Shakti Kapoor n Saif Ali Khan Funny SMS Joke

‘Aau!’
‘Woww!’
‘Aau!’
‘Woww!’
‘Aau!’
‘Woww!’
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Shakti Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan..
Discussing an important matter..!! 😆

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Funny Bollywood Sms Jokes, Sunny Leone

Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..

John: 1000 log..

Hrithik: 5000 log..
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Sunny Leone: Ab main kuch bolu?

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Movie Theater Funny SMS Jokes

Jitne mein aajkal theater mein coke aur

popcorn milte hai utne mein to ..

David Dhawan 90s mein 2 movie bana leta tha. 😆

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Which film characters do i resemble?

Which film characters do i resemble? Answer truly and forward. 😁

1. Aarohi (Aashiqui 2) – Caring, website sweet and dedicated to love.

2. Bunny (YJHD) – Flirt, intresting, ambitious, funny and romantic.

3. Naina (YJHD) – A great person at heart, thoughtful, damn sweet, simple, very loving nd fun loving as well.

4. Guru (Ek Villain) – Intense lover. Caring. Honest.

5. Kavya Pratap Singh (Humpty Sharma ki Dulhania) – Honest, crazy, bold and beautiful, Loving and Caring.

6. Leela (Ram Leela) – Daring, Sexy, loving.

7. Rancho (3 idiots) – Very intelligent and unique.

9. Bittoo Sharma (Band Baaja Baarat) – Stupid, Very funny, crazy and loving.

10. Aisha (Ek Villain) – Optimistic, cheerful, Funny, too sweet, caring and beautiful.

11. Krish Malhotra (2 states) – Nerd but cool mature Handsome, very loving, funny and innocent.

12. Ananya Swaminathan (2 states) – Funny, mature, intelligent, bold and beautiful. Sweet.

13. Aditya (Jab we met) – Serious, witty, great person, intelligent, loyal.

14. Geet (Jab We Met) – Very talkative, Beautiful, Always happy, cheerful, Family loving, sweet.

15. Abhimanyu Singh (SOTY) – hardworking, hot and cool.

16. Shanaya (SOTY) – Glamorous, popular, sexy and pretty

17 Mili (khoobsurat) – Bubbly, very talkative, always happy, cheerfull, full of love, unique.

Reply is a must dude…..
And send it 2 u r frndz… And get their replies

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Funny PK SMS Jokes, Biggest chutiapa of PK

Biggest chutiapa of PK…

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Amir khan gets knowledge of language from..
A prostitute and does not know what condom is ..!! :mrgreen:

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