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Funny SMS Joke, Anuskha – World Cup 2015

Sita – Ramayan

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Draupati – Mahabharat

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Anuskha – World Cup 2015

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World Cup SMS Joke, WOrld Cup Fever

At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife, viagra sale
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders, prescription
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER ๐Ÿ˜†

Cricket Match SMS Jokes, India VS Pakistan

Cricket Fever
Husband was busy watching
Ind vs Pak match..
Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??
Husband Jumped, pharmacy Clapped n Shouted
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‘CHHAKKA’
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His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!! ๐Ÿ˜†

Final of T20 World Cup

Final of T20 World Cup

‘India vs Sri Lanka’

Sri Lanka ki Aukat hi kya hai, more about

India ka MAP kharidne jao to niche FREE me aa jata hai..!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Sakshi to Dhoni: Chai piyoge?

Sakshi to Dhoni: Chai piyoge?
Dhoni: Ji. Bilkul!
Sakshi: Kaunse cup mai du 2007 ya 2011 ke?
Dhoni: Fir thdi der aur Ruk Jaa.. 2014 ke cup mai piyunga!

Sakshi: Us cup me to yuvraaj tatti kar gaya.

Dhoni’s Mother: Beta Mahi, Market se sabzi le aa

Dhoni’s Mother: Beta Mahi, approved Market se sabzi le aa.
Dhoni- Par Maa hum haar gaye na, order toh log bahut gusse me hain!
Mother- Ek kam kro Meri sari pehnkar jao, koi nhi pehchanega.
Dhoni goes to market wearing sari.
1 GIRL- Hi, Dhoni how r u?
Dhoni get shocked- Apko kaise pata chala, Bahin JI?
GIRL- Abe saale, Main Yuvraj hoon ..!!

Sakshi to Dhoni (on phone)

Sakshi to Dhoni (on phone):
Jaanu series chodo, sick tumhari yaad aa rahi hai..
DHONI: Maine isliye retired hone ka announcement kar diya darling.
SAKSHI: Kam se kam phone par to baat karo..
DHONI: Do minute hold karo, laxman out ho gya hai, main jaakar aata hun!!

1983 Calendar and 2011 Calendar are Same!

Wow 1983 Calendar & 2011 Calendar r Same.

Check it
So as like as 1983, more about
INDIA will Win the World Cup Again

Forward to all our frnds
Chak De India

Dabaang Style India-Pak Joke

Dabaang Style India-Pak Joke
Mohali main hum itane Chauke-Chakke marege ki…
Pak Confuse Ho jayega Ki
boundary kr es paar khda hona hai ya use paar! ๐Ÿ˜€

Afridi- Ham sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nahi banane denge!

Afridi- Ham sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nahi banane denge
Misbah- Magar ham kaise rokenge
He’s in form?
Afridi- Ham 100 se pehle allout ho jaenge!

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