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Best Gift to Sister’s this Raksha Bandhan Funny Sms

Best Gift to Sisters this Raksha Bandhan Funny Sms
Best Gift to Sisters this Raksha Bandhan Funny Sms

Best gift to sister’s this raksha bandhan

Best gift to sister’s this raksha bandhan, cheap
Do kilo Pyaaz,
Ek kilo tamatar,
Ek liter petrol aur
Shagaun ka ek Dollar..
Happy Raksha Bandhan 😀

Raksha Bandhan Rakhi Funny Sms Jokes

Raksha Bandhan Rakhi Funny Sms Jokes and Shayari
Raksha Bandhan Rakhi Funny Sms Jokes and Shayari

Funny Raksha Bandhan Rakhi SMS

Har Gali Phulo Se Saja Rakhi Hai, diagnosis
Har Chok Par Ladkiya Bitha Rakhi Hai, visit
Jane Kis Gali Se Guzrenge Aap,
Har Ladki Ke Hath Me Rakhi Thama Rakhi hai..

Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Har ladki tere liye bekarar hai

Har ladki tere liye bekarar hai, capsule
Har ladki ko tera intzar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
bus kuch din baad..

‘RAAKHI’ ka tyohaar hai.

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

2 Boys were Following 2 Gals

2 Boys were Following 2 Gals
Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:
what will u do now..

Boys: Dude, prostate u marry my sister,
i will marry ur sister. 😀

Aapki zara si laparwahi aapko BHAI bana sakti hai

Ladkiyo ke hath mein Lawaris wastu paye jane par turant waha se bhag jaye, try ask
kyoki ye wastu RAKHI ho sakti hai.

Aapki zara si laparwahi aapko BHAI bana sakti hai.

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