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Vegetarian Funny SMS Joke, Actually a vegetarian

An important notification !!!

A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian..

Because ..

Ghar ki murgi daal barabar

student of IIN

Santa Singh SMS Joke, Santa Singh of IIN

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
Santa Singh of IIN

1 Common Question:-
What is the Fastest thing in the World?

Student of HARVARD: Light

Student of OXFORD: Thought

Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye

SANTA SINGH of IIN: Loose Motion!

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, recipe ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It was all Over..

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .. IIN Rocked..!!! 😆

Bank officers interview SMS Jokes, IIN

Question during bank officers interview:
What are mutual funds.?

Candidate:
Sir, approved Mutual funds are subject to market risks.
Read the offer documents carefully before investing ..!

Interviewer (with shoe in his hand) :
Bahar nikal saale ..
IIN waala hai Naa tuh..??

Idea IIN SMS Joke, Warning by doctors!

Please read this carefully.

Warning by doctors!!!
Do not drink water after eating fish
because, about it drinking water may cause
the fish to swim and then you will
feel gulugulu gulugulu in your stomach.

– Doctors from IIN.

Funny SMS Joke, IIN Institute

Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rahi thi
Ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new number.
Ladka: confused and ask.. what??
Ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
Ladka: are par apple to seb hota he.
Ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo.
Ladka behosh …
Coaching institute: IIN 😀

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