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Marwadi SMS

Marvadi & Chinese in a train

Marvadi & Chinese in a train.
A cockroach enters.
Chinese catches it & eats it!

Another cockroach enters.
Marvadi catches & asks d chinese:
Kharidega? 😀

Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli

Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli, capsule
kisi ne pucha kya hua, mind Paise nahi diye kya kanjuso ne?

Callgirl: Paise?
Zaalimo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi.. 😀

Ek bar ek Marwadi ne ek yogi Mahraj ko pranam kiya

Ek bar ek Marwadi ne ek yogi Mahraj ko pranam kiya, online
Yogi ne aashirwad diya..
Jao baccha tumhe swarg milega,

Kuch dakshina dete Jao,

Marwadi ne kaha, main yeh mumbai tumhe dakshina main deta hun.

Yogi ne kaha, ye mumbai kya tumhare baap ka hai….

Marwadi ne kaha, to kya swarg tumhare baap ka hai,
Pagalo wali, Baat karta hai

Hum Duniya ko topi pehnate hai or tu Marwadi ko!! 😀 😈

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