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Funny Mobile SMS Joke, How I use my phone

How I use my phone:
40% to use Whatsapp.
35% to use Facebook.
10% to take Photos.
8% to play Games.
5% check the Time.
2% to actually Calls.

Mobile SMS Joke, Mobile FACT

Fact:

Phone on silent mode:
10 Missed call!!!

Turns volume to loud:
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Nobody calls all day. 😀

Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui

Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui…
Woh dono pure din rat whatsap se baat kiya karte rehte the.
Akhir vo raat aahi gaii..
ush raat ladka, more about ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola..
Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho… Tumhe kya gift karu..
Ladki sharmati hui boli….
“Do aap taa Dill Tale….”.

MORAL: Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha, Bus dekh liya whats aap ka natija. 😯 😀

Agar Mobile Rajasthan mein bante to mobile mein ye

Agar Mobile Rajasthan mein bante to mobile mein ye

Msg TEMPLATES hote:
1. Pachho phone kar, viagra
2. Mirchi bada Leto Aayije
3. Phone me pisa ghala de.
4. Subah-subah Matho mat kha
5. Abaar call mat Kar, lugaai kanne hi bheti hai
6. Baad me baat karu, munda me gutko hai
7. Thari Sogan pisa koni

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