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Petrol Price Hike SMS

kisi ne meri cycle chura li

1 Bikhari: Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li
Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya.

2 Bikhari: Tu to sach mein lut gaya,
ye to petrol se chalti hai!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • hike status in hindi
  • hike jokes

1 litre petrol aur 1 bottle beer, same rate hai!

1 litre petrol
aur
1 bottle beer,
same rate hai!
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Jhoom lo ya Ghoom lo..!!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Petrol ka rate
  • jokes on beer in hindi

Petrol Pump Attendant

Petrol Pump Attendant: Saab, Kitne ka daaloon?
Me: 2-4 Rupye ka gaadi ke upar spray kar de bhai..

Aag lagani hai.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • petrol pump jokes
  • petrol price jokes

Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?

Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • 1 rupee business shyari
  • petrol joke choclate

Woh ruth kar kehti hai hum se

Woh ruth kar kehti hai hum se,
tumhra to mel jol kam ho gaya hai,
us pagli ko kaun samjhaye,
arey petrol mehanga ho gaya hai.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • ruth sms
  • ruth sms hindi

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • jokes on petrol price hike
  • crime patrol jokes

Petrol Sms

DEAR FRIEND

KHUDA kare har din aap ki khushian petrol ke rates ki tarha barhti rahin,

Aur

Aur ghamoo ki supply bijli ki tarha band rahen.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • petrol sms jokes
  • jokes on petrol in hindi

Since the Rates of PETROL, Is getting high day by day

Since the Rates of PETROL,
Is getting high day by day.

Now ‘LONG DRIVES’

Are to be considered;

The Most

‘LUXURIOUS GIFT’

Ever

4 Dates.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • petrol pamp pr petrol kyu likha hota h disel kyu nhi
  • Pyar petol pump shyari

Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS

Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS:
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Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Petrol.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • petrol jokes in hindi
  • petrol joke

BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL

FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED
After decades, BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL!!
now there will be new slogan..
Just DRINK don’t DRIVE

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • petrol jokes
  • petrol sms
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