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Petrol Price Hike SMS

kisi ne meri cycle chura li

1 Bikhari: Are dkho, healing kisi ne meri cycle chura li
Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya.

2 Bikhari: Tu to sach mein lut gaya,
ye to petrol se chalti hai!

1 litre petrol aur 1 bottle beer, same rate hai!

1 litre petrol
aur
1 bottle beer, prescription
same rate hai!
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Jhoom lo ya Ghoom lo..!!

Petrol Pump Attendant

Petrol Pump Attendant: Saab, advice Kitne ka daaloon?
Me: 2-4 Rupye ka gaadi ke upar spray kar de bhai..

Aag lagani hai.

Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?

Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!

Woh ruth kar kehti hai hum se

Woh ruth kar kehti hai hum se, health
tumhra to mel jol kam ho gaya hai,
us pagli ko kaun samjhaye,
arey petrol mehanga ho gaya hai.

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!

Petrol Sms

DEAR FRIEND

KHUDA kare har din aap ki khushian petrol ke rates ki tarha barhti rahin, store

Aur

Aur ghamoo ki supply bijli ki tarha band rahen.

Since the Rates of PETROL, Is getting high day by day

Since the Rates of PETROL, visit this
Is getting high day by day.

Now ‘LONG DRIVES’

Are to be considered;

The Most

‘LUXURIOUS GIFT’

Ever

4 Dates.

Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS

Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS:
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Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Petrol.

BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL

FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED
After decades, visit this site BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL!!
now there will be new slogan..
Just DRINK don’t DRIVE

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