Puzzle Riddles, SMS JOKES

This PJ will blow u,
Who was the 1st indian to use 4G?

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Its not Rajnikanth all the time.

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Ans: Anil Kapor
aG..oG..loG..sunoG..(4G)

Teacher- There is a Frog
Ship is sinking
Onion cost RS. 3/kg
then what is my age?
Student-32yr
Teacher-How do u know?
Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!

1 Electric Taar ko dusre Elctrc Taar se pyar ho jata hai,
To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge?

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Arey “CURRENT AFFAIR”

Ek sawal jo kar dega apki nind haraam!!
Shadi se pehle Dulhan ka baap Dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo Shadi ke baad waps le leta hai?

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1+3+5+7v9+11+13+15+17+19=100
bante he.

Ab batao in me se wo koun se 5 nos.
he jin ko total kare to 50 bante he ?