Q-Ans, Sms Jokes

Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships

Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…

Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat.

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when
he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but
I never told them anything.

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel.