Teacher: Agar apna character

I have started luving “U”..
I know it sounds rediculous
but I can’t control my feelings 4 “U”.
Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, stuff
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, unhealthy health I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

A Typical Student Grabbed a coin

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Happy Propose Day
A Typical Student Grabbed a coin, order
flipped it in d air n said:
Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge

I”LL Study…

School- a place where papa pays & son plays

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

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