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Teacher SMS

Teacher: Agar apna character

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, stuff
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine, no rx
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

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Teacher: zameen per rehny waly

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, treat
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

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What is the chemical formula

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

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Why are you late

Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, healing
“School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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What do you call a person

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher

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