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Teacher SMS

Teacher: Agar apna character

I have started luving “U”..
I know it sounds rediculous
but I can’t control my feelings 4 “U”.
Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, stuff
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, remedy this site
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me…
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position.
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine, no rx
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, treat
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

What is the chemical formula

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

Why are you late

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher
Teacher: Now, for sale children, cheapest
if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
santa: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, healing
“School Ahead, Go Slow.”

What do you call a person

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher

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