PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, remedy this site
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me…
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position.
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine, no rx
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Why are you late

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher
Teacher: Now, for sale children, cheapest
if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
santa: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, healing
“School Ahead, Go Slow.”