Tum to bas apne kam me

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi
tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin?
Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
Santa- Oye, cure Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

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