Without ur SMS days

Hey, here website like this I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!
I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, cost
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u’ve said, I luv u!
All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday, erectile
Tearsday, salve
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
& Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.

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