Alia Bhatt Jokes Collection
Teacher : Micro Soft Ke utpado ke kuch nam batao…
Mohan : MS Word !!
Raju : MS Excel !!!
Alia Bhatt (Kafi sochane ke badh) : MS Dhoni
Kal Alia Aur Rahul Gandhi KI logo ne jam ke pitai ki
Par Kyu ???
Dono kisi ki birthday party me muft ka khana khate huye pakadhe gaye
to bolane lage ki hum ladki walo ki taraf se aaye hai.
Varun dawan alia bhatt se bolta hai:
Alia raat ko mobile charge mat kar battary fat jati hai
Alia Bhatt : Tu tension na le..
Maine battary pahle hi nikal di hai.