1 day as I came home early from work

Its been a rough day.
I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
1 day as I came home early from work,
I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy,
Hey buddy, why are you doing that?
He said, ‘Because you came home early.’