Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena

Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is Not a Problem
but
Seeing a Half Cockroach in Ur remaining
half Sandwich is Definitely a Big Problem.
A boy called FM radio & said:

I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, case Kathmandu.

Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse?

Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, approved afsos karne jaana hai.