BF texting to his GF

BF texting to his GF… Hey baby.. what’s up?
GF- Nothing much just washing my B00BS
BF- What!
GF- Yeah. They have become very dirty.
People are all over them most of the time ..
BF- What the hell..
GF- Why..??? Ohhhh fu#k.. Sorry baby!!!!
I meant BOOTS.. Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!