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Sex mein meri kaun si chij sabse achchi lagi
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Darling: Sex mein meri kaun si chij sabse achchi lagi. Biwi: Khansi Jab aap l*nd dal kar non stop khanste ho to kasam se itna maja aata hai bayan nahi kar sakti.
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Girl to doctor: Mere niche ek ched aur kar do
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Girl to doctor: Mere niche ek ched aur kar do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business bhohot accha chal raha hai.. soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.
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Maths Teacher: Ram tere pas 6 Lollipop hai
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Maths Teacher: Ram tere pas 6 Lollipop hai, about it 2 rinku ko diye, 3 pinki ko diye, 1 gattu ko diya to tere pas kya bacha? Ram: Lauda bacha!
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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota
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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota. Dr.: Ru married? NO Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!
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Ladies ke sath nahate time 4 saal ke bachhe ne
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Ladies ke sath nahate time 4 saal ke bachhe ne niche ishara kar ke pucha- Ye kya he? Ladies- Kuch nahi beta kulhadi lag gayi thi. Bachcha- O Teri direct chut pe!
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Girl goes on a date.
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Girl goes on a date. Worried Mother gives her Condom. Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says: Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa. Im dating with Julie, order So give me Mulie!
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Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha
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Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha. 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga. Banta: kyu rote ho.? Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.
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Pata nahi wo kaise chain ki neend so jatey hai galib
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Arz kiya hai: Pata nahi wo kaise chain ki nind so jate hai galib… ? ? Humain to her karwat per lulli set karni padti hai…
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Ye hote hai manners
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Kuchh seekho Penis se: Lady dekh kar khada hona, doctor Seedha rehkar kaam karna, Kaam khatam hone pe sirr jhukakar baith jana.. Ye hote hai manners..
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Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar
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Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, mind Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli.. Daba le kamine natak mat kar! 😈