Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya, diagnosis

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena MC dega !

A bull was servicing the cows

A bull was servicing the cows..

Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.

Lady looks at husband: You see?

Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?

No sir it’s a different cow every time.

Man looks back to wife: you see!

Ek kutti ki 5 kutte

Ek kutti ki 5 kutte mil kar le rahe the..

Ek aurat apni beti ke sath baith kar unhe dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass padhi.

Beti: kya hua mom….???

Mom: kuch nahi beti bas yu hi jawani ke din yaad aa gaye. πŸ˜€

Use barish achhi lagti thi, aur mujhe barish me wo

Use barish achhi lagti thi, visit
aur mujhe barish me wo…

Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, about it mujhe bheegti hui wo…

Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur…

Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!!
Aaj main Aapko ‘Kele ka Kofta’ bnana sikhata hun.
Sabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
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Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi ban jayega!

Electricity Scenario

ELECTRICITY SCENARIO
A couple were having sex.. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: BC Light aa gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun!!

Wife: Haan… Main Bhi pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun!
Yeh kaam toh baad mein bhi ho jayega.