Funny Hindi SMS, DP Change

अगर भारत सरकार FB और Whatsapp पर
dp बदलने के लिए 1 रुपये लेना शुरू कर दे तो

कुछ ही दिनों में भारत..
अमेरिका चीन को लोन देने में सक्ष्म हो जाएगा 😜 😜 😎 😎

Funny SMS Joke, Delete Whatsapp n Facebook

क्या आप facebook और whatsapp कि मदद से पैसे
कमाना चाहते है ??

हा तो

दोनो delete कर दो और काम धन्धे पे लग जाओ..
धन्यवाद
जनहित मैं जारी.. 😜 😜

Funny SMS Joke, Girl to Father

Girl: Papa ek important baath karni thi.
Father: Bolo beta
Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh america mein rehta hai
Father: Lekin tum is se kaha mili

Girl: WEBSITE par hamari jaan pehchan hui
FACEBOOK par hum dost bane
SKYPE par usne mujhe propose kiya
aur WHATSAPP par humne 2 mahino tak pyaar kiya..

Father : Ohh!! Really..
Toh ab TWITTER mein shaadi karlo
MAKE MY TRIP se honeymoon mana lo
FLIPKART se bache mangwalo
GMAIL se recieve karlo
Aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh ..
OLX be bech dalo!!!!!!!
Dont laugh alone, pass it on.. 😜 😜 😄 😊

Funny SMS, Boy explaining computer problem to girl

Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :
Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…
Girl: kia..fir.. 😒
Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..
Girl: achha fir 😰😰
Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!
Girl: pankha 😳 .. 😝😆😂😂😂😂

Funny SMS Joke, Collage Computer Lab

Collage Computer Lab ki Basic Problems
Ladkiyo Ki Problem
Ritu: Sirrr…mera mouse kaam nhi kar raha hai
Krutika: Mera computer hang ho gaya sir..
Deepa: Sir ye file copy kaise hogi ..
Sir: atta hun atta hu plz ro mat

Ladko Ki Problems
Sonu: Abey ye net ki speed kon pi raha hai
Pappu: Abey es Ch*t*ye ne torrent lagaya hua hai!!

Bill Gates and Windows Funny SMS Jokes

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai
Sir, Mujhe kuch sawal poochne hai

1. Keyboard ke letters sahi jagah nahi hai,
Keyboard ka sahi Version kab ayega..??

2. Windows Main START ka button hai, STOP ka nahi!!

3. Hum Ms-Word use karte hain,
Mr-Word kab Release hoga..??

4. Keyboard main ANY KEY ka button
Nahi to computer kyun maangta hai..??

Aakhir main ek zati Sawal

5. Aap ka naam GATES hai to aap
WINDOWS kyun banate hai..??