Diwali Greetings Effect.. No text reading at all
Friend: Bhai Mera Hanuman Mandir ke saamne Accident ho gaya hai.. plz jaldi aa..!!
Reply: Thank You very much!!! Same to You and Your Family..! 😜😂
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Diwali Greetings Effect.. No text reading at all
Friend: Bhai Mera Hanuman Mandir ke saamne Accident ho gaya hai.. plz jaldi aa..!!
Reply: Thank You very much!!! Same to You and Your Family..! 😜😂
Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo.!!!!
Happy Deepavali π
Stylish Breakup-
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??
Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost.
This Diwali I am sending you ‘CASH’
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
Wish You Happy Diwali 2015
Rocket – Rs. 90
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Bomb – Rs. 70
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Anaar – Rs. 85
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Fuljaddi – Rs. 45
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Chakri – Rs. 130
Total = Rs. 420……..
It’s a completely wastage of money.
BLENDER PRIDE or SIGNATURE (RED) + Tandoori Chicken = Maximum Rs. 750
Khoob Khao aur Peeyo… Patakhe Khud Bajenge.
Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali!
Chalo ghar ghar batein khushi
Na rahe aaj koi haath khaali
Deep jale aur dil se dil mile
Mann mann ko mile khushaali
Aaj Daftar band hai, chalo sab se milne
Kuch thikha-kuch mitha ek chai ki pyali
Bachpan sa lage ye din jab ho sath sare
Bethe tu jis daali mai bhi bethu us daali
Wish you a Happy Diwali
Es diwali ki roshni me, dil me ek ghor andhera sa hai
Palke Bichaye bethe hai, intezaar us dil-e-ruba ka hai
Es chand ki roshni me, dil me ek ghor andhera sa hai
Jo roshan kar de es zahan ko, intzaar us chandni ka hai
Es diwali ki roshni me, dil me ek ghor andhera sa hai
Tum kyu aise khoyi-khoyi si rahti ho,
Tum kyu aise ghum-shum si rahti ho,
Konsa gum h tumhe jo sabse chipati ho,
Kisliye har baat par apna jee jalati ho,
Kyu aaj tak tumne kisi ko apna banaya nahi,
Kyu tumhe kisi ne hasna sikhaya nahi,
Ek bar muskurane se koi gunah nahi ho jayega,
Haal-e-dil sunane se koi qayamat nai aa jayegi,
Aye Mallika-e-husn ek bar idhar bhi to dekh,
Meri agr Eid hogi to teri bhi Diwali ho jayegi.
Jyot se jyot jalate huye chalo,
Pyar ki ganga bahate huye chalo,
Raah me aaye jo bhi deen dukhi,
Sabhi ko gale se lagate huye chalo.
Happy Deepawali to all of you
Diwali ke din ajeeb baat ho gayi,
Wo baat kuch khas aise ho gayi,
Ek haseena se mulakaat ho gayi,
Muskaan uski mujhko bha gayi,
Jalta diya hath me liye pass aayi,
Mubarak ho diwali keh k wo gayi.